Please, Don't Touch Anything Trophy Guide & Road Map

Please, Don't Touch Anything
Please, Don't Touch Anything Trophy Guide

Estimated trophy difficulty: 1/10 (Platinum Difficulty Rating)
Offline trophies: 25 (8, 10, 6, 1)
Online trophies: None
Approximate amount of time to platinum: 1-2 hours (if using walkthrough) (Estimated Time to Platinum)
Minimum number of playthroughs: 1
Number of missable trophies: None
Glitched trophies:None
Does difficulty affect trophies?: n/a
Do trophies stack?: n/a
Do cheat codes disable trophies?: n/a
Additional peripherals required?: n/a

Welcome to Please Don't Touch Anything, a quirky little puzzle game that wants you to touch nothing, even though you need to touch everything. You're left by a co-worker at a desk full of buttons and gadgets just begging to be touched. The platinum for this game is very straight forward with a walkthrough. You simply need to complete certain steps to achieve all trophies. Enjoy breaking all the rules!

Step 1: Play through all 30 endings.

Simply follow the walkthrough provided here and complete the 30 endings.

If you're a fan of videos and prefer a video walkthrough, our very own Velvet has you covered in the Once Again trophy description.

Step 2: Clean Up

At the end the only mop up should be button pressing and resetting your game. Otherwise the walkthrough will hold your hand and hand you... an easy/fun platinum.

[PST Would Like to Thank Tuffinz for this Roadmap]

Completionist

Unlock all achievements
Unlock all other trophies to obtain the Platinum.
Disobedience

Press the red button
Can be obtained in Ending 2

Ending #2: Shutdown Ending
1. Press the red button 20 times. Disobedience
2. Hit reset.
Button Maniac

Press 1000 buttons
This will come naturally as you play through all 30 endings.
Once Again

Delete save file with all endings unlocked
Below is a video of how to obtain all 30 endings courtesy of Velvet:

Once you're finished with all 30 endings go to the main menu and reset your game. EZPZ.
Wardialing

Call 10 secret numbers
Can be obtained in Ending 29.

Ending #29: Tic Tac Toe Ending
1. Press the red button 16 times to reveal the hammer.
2. Use the hammer to pull out the right hand drawer with the phone etc.
3. Use the screwdriver to open the panel on the upper right hand of desk to reveal the 4 colored buttons. Input: red, yellow, yellow, blue.
4. A contraption to place the phone receiver will appear to the right of the phone. Place the receiver here.
5. Now we're going to dial some numbers to unlock some trophies before going for the Tic Tac Toe Ending.
6. Input # 411
7. Input # 867-5309 - unlock Jenny Don't Change Your Number
8. Input # 652-9770 - unlock Sausage King
9. Input # 505-503-4455
10. Input # 555-0100
11. Input # 636-555-3226
12. Input # 213-555-4679
13. Input # 555-0123
14. Input # 555-3455
15. Input # 555-0113 - unlock Wardialing
16. Okay! Now input #311-399-2364.
17. Set players to 1 to lose at tic tac toe (don't win) and unlock Losing Move
18. To unlock the ending redo steps 1-5 and then skip to step 7. Finally, you need to set the players to 0 and this ending will unlock, asking if you'd rather play Chess.
19. Reset panel.
Decorate the room

Unlock every ending
This will pop once you've completed all 30 endings.
Groundhog Day

Restart the game 100 times
Following this guide you probably didn't do this naturally so just keep pressing the red button to activate the game and then the reset switch underneath.
3x5x6

Solve the secret puzzle in 6 moves
(1)
Can be obtained in Ending 22

Ending #22: Ripped World Ending
1. Click the red button once. Next to the red button is an arrow.
2. As you press this one other arrows will appear but are hidden. Use the previous arrow to know which direction to look. Keep pressing them until a 15 squared panel appears.
3. Push the buttons on the panel as below in the photo:
4. 3x5x6 will pop and the town will... split.
Sausage King

Call 652-9770
Can be obtained in Ending 29.

Ending #29: Tic Tac Toe Ending
1. Press the red button 16 times to reveal the hammer.
2. Use the hammer to pull out the right hand drawer with the phone etc.
3. Use the screwdriver to open the panel on the upper right hand of desk to reveal the 4 colored buttons. Input: red, yellow, yellow, blue.
4. A contraption to place the phone receiver will appear to the right of the phone. Place the receiver here.
5. Now we're going to dial some numbers to unlock some trophies before going for the Tic Tac Toe Ending.
6. Input # 411
7. Input # 867-5309 - unlock Jenny Don't Change Your Number
8. Input # 652-9770 - unlock Sausage King
9. Input # 505-503-4455
10. Input # 555-0100
11. Input # 636-555-3226
12. Input # 213-555-4679
13. Input # 555-0123
14. Input # 555-3455
15. Input # 555-0113 - unlock Wardialing
16. Okay! Now input #311-399-2364.
17. Set players to 1 to lose at tic tac toe (don't win) and unlock Losing Move
18. To unlock the ending redo steps 1-5 and then skip to step 7. Finally, you need to set the players to 0 and this ending will unlock, asking if you'd rather play Chess.
19. Reset panel.
We are watching

Unlock the hammer ending
Can be obtained in Ending 5

Ending #5: Illuminati Ending
1. Hit the red button 16 times.
2. A hammer will appear on the left.
3. Take the hammer and use it on the screen.
4. Hit reset. We Are Watching unlocks and Unlock 5 Endings unlocks.
Who you gonna call?

Find the Hidden Ghost Poster
Can be obtained in Ending 10

Ending #10: Robot Ending
1. Press the red button twice and input code 312213 into roman numeral panel.
2. Pull the lever to the right. A two button panel will appear and a UV light will appear in a small drawer on the bottom left of desk.
3. Pick up UV light and use it on the top left corner just outside of the screen. Who You Gonna Call will unlock. Replace UV light.
4. Now input the code 0010110 into the 2-digit panel.
5. Hit reset. Unlock 10 Endings will pop.
He's on fire!

Throw all the trash away within 15 seconds
Can be obtained in Ending 28

Ending #28: Tidy Up Ending
1. There are 10 pieces of trash (balled up paper) scattered around the room in the following locations: 1 under the desk, 1 by the filing cabinet, 6 right around the trashcan, 2 by the door.
2. To get this ending simply get all 10 pieces of trash into the can. Make sure you listen to everything the guy says when he opens the door before resetting.
3. You will need to get all 10 pieces of trash into the trashcan within 15 seconds to unlock He's on Fire! (I suggest setting your sensitivity to 10 in options. Start with paper under the desk. Then move to the two to the left of the desk. Then the one behind you and lastly the 6 near the trashcan. Took me 5 minutes of practice to get it. You can aim at the trash can and it'll go in. You don't have to aim for the top)
4. It's been suggested to adjust the sensitivity in the settings.
5. Below is a video of a 15 second run on Xbox from Shadow132:
The fastest in the Wild West

Progress the counter to 276 in one minute with single clicks
Can be obtained in Ending 14

Ending #14: Plantation Ending
1. Press the red button twice and input code 312213.
2. Look at four-button panel with note that says "Don't Do it!." Input code: Top right, bottom right, bottom right, top right.
3. A 3-digit dial will appear on right bottom corner of desk with a grey and red button.
4. You need to press the grey button 276 times and then hit the red button. For The Fastest in the Wild West you need to press that grey button 276 times within 1 minute. It will pop immediately if done correctly.
5. Once the dial says 276 hit the little red button above.
6. Hit reset.
Red Baron

Do not miss a single time in bomber scene
Can be obtained in Ending 15

Ending #15: City Boom Ending
1. Press the red button twice and input code 312213.
2. Pull the big switch to the left. Input code 8008 into the 10-digit panel.
3. Press the red button 14 more times to reveal the hammer (left side of desk)
4. Use the hammer on the middle right drawer of the desk.
5. It will reveal a telephone and a floppy disk.
6. Place the floppy disk into slot immediately underneath the panel with dates and arrows.
7. Now click the screen to begin the City Boom Mini game.
8. To beat this mini game press to drop bombs on the city. You're given 3-4 bombs each round and need to make sure all the bombs are dropped to get the ending.
9. To get the Red Baron trophy you need to make sure each of your bombs hits a building and not the ground.
10. Hit reset.
Defiant Player

Ignore the Narrator before coming to a conclusion about player agency in the art of video games
(1)
Can be obtained in Ending 20

Ending #20: The Stanley Parable Ending
1. First we're going to shutdown the system twice.
2. Press the red button 20 times. Hit reset.
3. Press the red button 20 times again and hit reset.
4. The screen should now say "Awaiting Input"
5. A man will begin talking. Don't do what he says at first. After about 1 minute of waiting and the man explaining that the game can't continue if you don't press the button Defiant Player will pop.
6. Press the red button. Many more red buttons will appear. Continue pressing them until the whole desk is filled up and you've pressed every red button.
7. Hit reset. Unlock 20 Endings will pop.
Spice of Life

Get Eaten by the Sandworm
Can be obtained in Ending 19

Ending #19: Eater of Worlds Ending
1. Press the red button twice and input code 312213.
2. Press the red button six more times to get screwdriver and use it on the panel on the upper right of desk to reveal the four colored buttons.
3. Input code yellow, red, blue, blue into this panel.
4. Pull the big switch to the left to access the 10-digit panel and input code 8020. A button and a diamond slot will appear on the right side of desk.
5. Input code 8267 into 10-digital panel and then on the left side of desk (green buttons) input code top right, bottom right, bottom right, top right. A small box labeled D4 will appear above the screwdriver.
6. Now look over at the 7x7 green button panel and highlight the buttons as shown in image:
7. A diamond will appear in that D4 box. Take the diamond and place it in the right hand slot of that gold panel with the button on the left.
8. Press the button to the left of the diamond. Spice of Life unlocks.
9. Hit reset.
Jenny Don't Change Your Number

Call 867-5309
Can be obtained in Ending 29.

Ending #29: Tic Tac Toe Ending
1. Press the red button 16 times to reveal the hammer.
2. Use the hammer to pull out the right hand drawer with the phone etc.
3. Use the screwdriver to open the panel on the upper right hand of desk to reveal the 4 colored buttons. Input: red, yellow, yellow, blue.
4. A contraption to place the phone receiver will appear to the right of the phone. Place the receiver here.
5. Now we're going to dial some numbers to unlock some trophies before going for the Tic Tac Toe Ending.
6. Input # 411
7. Input # 867-5309 - unlock Jenny Don't Change Your Number
8. Input # 652-9770 - unlock Sausage King
9. Input # 505-503-4455
10. Input # 555-0100
11. Input # 636-555-3226
12. Input # 213-555-4679
13. Input # 555-0123
14. Input # 555-3455
15. Input # 555-0113 - unlock Wardialing
16. Okay! Now input #311-399-2364.
17. Set players to 1 to lose at tic tac toe (don't win) and unlock Losing Move
18. To unlock the ending redo steps 1-5 and then skip to step 7. Finally, you need to set the players to 0 and this ending will unlock, asking if you'd rather play Chess.
19. Reset panel.
PC Load Letter

Hammer the printer 37 times
Can be obtained in Ending 27

Ending #27: Printer Ending
1. Press the red button 16 times to get the hammer.
2. Take the hammer and hit the printer to the left 37 times to unlock PC Load Letter
3. The ending will activate before you get to 37 hits.
4. Reset panel.
Losing Move

Lose in Tic-tac-toe
Can be obtained in Ending 29

Ending #29: Tic Tac Toe Ending
1. Press the red button 16 times to reveal the hammer.
2. Use the hammer to pull out the right hand drawer with the phone etc.
3. Use the screwdriver to open the panel on the upper right hand of desk to reveal the 4 colored buttons. Input: red, yellow, yellow, blue.
4. A contraption to place the phone receiver will appear to the right of the phone. Place the receiver here.
5. Now we're going to dial some numbers to unlock some trophies before going for the Tic Tac Toe Ending.
6. Input # 411
7. Input # 867-5309 - unlock Jenny Don't Change Your Number
8. Input # 652-9770 - unlock Sausage King
9. Input # 505-503-4455
10. Input # 555-0100
11. Input # 636-555-3226
12. Input # 213-555-4679
13. Input # 555-0123
14. Input # 555-3455
15. Input # 555-0113 - unlock Wardialing
16. Okay! Now input #311-399-2364.
17. Set players to 1 to lose at tic tac toe (don't win) and unlock Losing Move
18. To unlock the ending redo steps 1-5 and then skip to step 7. Finally, you need to set the players to 0 and this ending will unlock, asking if you'd rather play Chess.
19. Reset panel.
Ergophobia

Wait for three more minutes after unlocking the peaceful ending
Can be obtained in Ending 1

Ending #1: Peaceful Ending
1. Do nothing for 1 minute.
2. Continue to do nothing for an additional 3 minutes after your co-worker returns and thanks you.
3. Egrophobia unlocks.
4. Hit reset.
See no evil

Don't look at the ghost for 15 seconds
Can be obtained in Ending 25

Ending #25: Is She Here? Ending
1. Press red button 16 times to reveal the hammer.
2. Hit the clock in upper left of room with the hammer.
3. Drag the second, minute and hour hands to the 6 position.
4. The screen will flash "Is She Here?" and the there will be blood.
5. From this point on wait 15 seconds before turning around. If you properly wait the 15 seconds you'll unlock See No Evil
6. Reset panel.
Don't be distracted

Progress the counter from 0 to 277 with single clicks
Can be obtained in Ending 18

Ending #18: Happy Demon Ending
1. Press the red button twice and input code 312213.
2. On the four button panel to the left input (Top right, bottom right, bottom right, top right)
3. Now on the little dial that pops up on right lower corner of desk change the dials until it reads 666 by pressing the grey button. Don't Be Distracted will pop once you hit 277. When you get to 666 press the red button above the grey one.
4. A panel with many symbols will appear from the ceiling.
5. The only symbols that should be highlighted on this panel are: Bloody looking eye, Hour glass, A key pointing up, and the double wave.
6. Hit reset. You will most likely also unlock Button Maniac after this ending or during it.
Unlock 5 Endings

Unlock 5 Different Endings
See Unlock 20 Endings
Unlock 10 Endings

Unlock 10 Different Endings
See Unlock 20 Endings
Unlock 20 Endings

Unlock 20 Different Endings
By following the walkthrough you'll obtain this on your way to completing all 30.