Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry Trophy Guide & Road Map

Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry
Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don't Dry Trophy Guide

Overview:

Estimated trophy difficulty: 2/10 (personal estimate) (Estimated Difficulty)
Offline trophies: 32 (18, 8, 5, 1)
Online trophies: 0
Approximate amount of time to platinum: 4-6 hours with walkthrough (personal estimate) (Estimated Time)
Minimum number of playthroughs: 1, with save maintenance. Otherwise, 1.5.
Number of missable trophies: 14
Glitched trophies: 0
Does difficulty affect trophies?: N/A
Do trophies stack?: NA and EU have separate lists
Do cheat codes disable trophies?: N/A
Additional peripherals required?: N/A

Introduction:

Larry Laffer has entered the 21st century! Removed from his comfort zone of seedy bars and cheesy pick up lines, he now must contend with hooking up in modern times, by getting plugged in to the digital era. And because he's Larry, he will uncover and foil a sinister plot while searching for love – or, at least, a partner for the night.

If your only exposure to the Leisure Suit Larry series was the horrid Box Office Bust, I urge you to give this one a try. It's a return to the actually funny Larry point and clicks. It's also a lot more forgiving than the older games, and trophy-wise, the list is fairly easy, though you'll need to make a back up save at a certain point to unlock two mutually-exclusive trophies in the same game.

The game has no autosave, so make sure you're making manual saves every so often! This will also help cut down any time you may spend replaying should you miss any trophies.

Useful Links:

Trophy Walkthrough – by me!

Walkthrough:

Step 1: Play the game until you get on the ship, watching for missable trophies

WDDD has no chapter select, so everything needs to be done your first time through if you don't want to start a new game. Thankfully, the majority of the missable trophies can be done at any point in the game prior to climbing onto the ship, but there are a few that are one-shot.

By the end of this step, you will have earned (story-related):

You want it too
Don't call it time travel
Late Adopter
It wasn't me
Dick
Erin
Lemma
Busted
Lance
Diana
Nari
Anu
Grab her by the pixel

And the missable:

Old school
Found him!
Lazybones!
Stay a while and listen
I tried to refund the game and all I got is this lousy trophy
Bechdel Test passed
Lefty's dark secret
I prefer Dick
Going for the girls
Dark and drunk!
I like roleplaying
Cut content
NSFW

Step 2: Finish the game, making sure to let the credits roll

Once you get on the ship, all trophies (except the one for watching all of the credits) are story-related. So just finish the game.

By the end of this step, you will have earned:

Hitting the all time low
The chosen one
Thanks for the cactus
Done!
Nice guys finish last

And finally... ROCKSTAR ! Congratulations!

[PST would like to thank themindisacity for this roadmap]

ROCKSTAR

Collect all trophies
(1)
I'm Larry. Larry Laffer.
Late Adopter

Get your first very own PiPhone.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you exchange the voucher with Finley at the Prune Store and gain a PiPhone.
It wasn't me

Use the Barbarian Brew leftovers.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you combine the Barbarian Brew leftovers with some gluten-free bread and feed it to the pigeon at Pier 69.
Hitting the all time low

Have fun with the "Time-Killing-Machine".
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you piece together the sex doll on the boat, inflate it in the barrel, and have some fun with it.
You want it too

Start a new game.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you start the game. Pair this up with Old School.
Cut content

Try to trim some beards.
(Missable)

Eventually, you will come into possession of Erin's hedge trimmers and will actually be allowed to leave the room with them. Once you have, go to Salon du Lezard and use them on either of the baristas there. You must do this before using the hedge trimmers on the bush outside of Lefty's.
Don't call it time travel

Larry in the 21st century!
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you enter Lefty's for the first time.
Nice guys finish last

Watch the credits to the end.
(Missable)

Just put the controller down when you finish the game, and you will unlock this when you return to the main menu.
Bechdel Test passed

Help the game to pass the Bechdel Test.
(Highly missable)

Eventually, you will find yourself in the VIP area of Hell's Pawn with Erin and Lemma. Talking to both of them will reveal they are interested in each other. Introduce the two, and while they're talking to each other, just respond with “...” After four or five rounds of this, you will unlock this trophy.
I like roleplaying

Choose the dice at the wrong moment.
(Highly missable)

Once you're in possession of Tuck's hand mirror and have read the directions on it, you can enter the middle washing machine in Lefty's back room. Once you successfully navigate through a few tunnels, you will find yourself in the one under Leisure Suite, where you will meet a troll. Choose the dialogue option Take the die and try to sneak past the troll to unlock this trophy.
Lazybones!

Try to cheat when distributing the posters.
(Missable)

When you first meet Lemma, she will give you a stack of posters to hang up around town. Instead of doing so, take them to the trash can outside of Lefty's and try to throw them away. You won't be able to, but you will get this trophy.
I prefer Dick

Try to find Dick in the darkness.
(Highly missable)

Before going for this trophy, MAKE A SAVE. You cannot unlock this and Going for the girls in the same playthrough!

When in the Dark Room at Hell's Pawn, you will eventually have a choice between clicking on “Dick?” and “Lemma and Erin?”. For this trophy, click on “Dick?”. A few cutscenes will play and you will unlock this trophy.
Going for the girls

Try to find Erin and Lemma in the darkness.
(Highly missable)

Before going for this trophy, MAKE A SAVE. You cannot unlock this and I prefer Dick in the same playthrough!

When in the Dark Room at Hell's Pawn, you will eventually have a choice between clicking on “Dick?” and “Lemma and Erin?”. For this trophy, click on “Lemma and Erin?”. A few cutscenes will play and you will unlock this trophy.
Found him!

Find Dildo.
(Missable)

Dildo is a dildo dressed up like Waldo/Willy from the famous series of books. He is located in Leisure Suite, on the right side of the top shelf of merchandise by the counter – above two arms making a sex gesture, next to two coiled up ropes/whips. Click on him for this trophy.
Grab her by the pixel

Meet the president.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this as OG Larry, after leaving Lefty's bathroom and going through the cutscene in the Oval Office.
I tried to refund the game and all I got is this lousy trophy

Try to refund the game.
(Highly missable)

Outside of Hell's Pawn, you can use a homemade trap (made by combining a cardboard roll and a cheese-flavored condom) to catch a rat. Once you've done so, the game will pause and the developers will offer you a refund. Demand a refund and you will earn this trophy.
Lefty's dark secret

Meet Lefty outside his bar.
(Highly missable)

While in the Dark Room at Hell's Pawn, one of the clickable options will be “Strangely Familiar Silhouette.” Click on it for some dialogue and this trophy.
Stay a while and listen

Lefty can tell a lot of "interesting" things.
(Missable)

At any point, you can talk to Lefty about modern-day things. First, ask him what you've missed in New Lost Wages. After that, you can ask about specific things, like jet packs. Eventually, you'll just have the generic “what else can you tell me about this new world?” option. Choose that a few times and you'll unlock this trophy.
Dark and drunk!

You have to be diplomatic with lawyers.
(Highly missable)

Immediately after unlocking Busted, Larry will find himself talking to Anu, the lawyer. She will eventually start listing off all of the charges laid against Larry. In response to every charge, answer with It was dark and I'd been drinking!. There will be 7-8 of these charges, and the final one will be answered with It was dark, and...okay, I'll admit to that.
Old school

Complete the quiz.
(Missable)

When you start a new game, you will be asked how old you are. Do not skip this part. Instead, say that you are old enough, and the game will ask you randomized questions. For this trophy, you need to answer four correctly in a row. These questions will refer to things from the 1980s and 1990s, so feel free to Google if necessary.

If you mess up, you'll be kicked back to the main menu and can try again.
NSFW

Pretend you are working.
(Missable)

At any point in the game (I think), simultaneously hold down L1, R1, L2, R2, and click both sticks. You will bring up a boss screen and earn this trophy. If it's not at any point, then you first need to talk to Anu about the boss key being CTRL+B, while in the penthouse at Prune HQ.
Busted

End up where Larry belongs.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this soon after your escapades in Hell's Pawn's Dark Room, when you end up in prison. You will work on Dark and drunk! immediately following this trophy.
The chosen one

Fulfill the prophecy.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this in Cancum, after eating the cactus given to you by the man at the Wall.
Thanks for the cactus

Learn something about Larry's subconsciousness.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this after “dying” while locked up at the Villa.
Done!

Complete the game.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

When you finish the game, just put the controller down. You will unlock this after the credits, whether you skip them or not. Just don't skip the credits, because you need to let them roll for another trophy.
Erin

Date Erin.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you get Erin a gig at Hell's Pawn and give her the rare book from Salon du Lezard.
Lemma

Date Lemma.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you hang up Lemma's posters, recover her stolen guitar, and give her the e-piece pipe to provide smoke for her show.
Dick

Date Dick.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you provide Dick with a cardboard panorama so he can take photographs.
Nari

Date Nari.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when you hook up with Nari in the apartment above Lefty's, after providing her with a disco ball and a unicorn costume.
Lance

Help Lance
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this when Dick and Lance successfully get married at the Fair.
Diana

Date Diana.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this after hooking up with Diana at the apartment above Lefty's.
Anu

Date Anu.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You will unlock this after hooking up with Anu in the penthouse at Prune HQ.