Oh, It's On!

 

Kill 10 enemies with any combination of classes in online games

Got wood?

 

Deliver 15 resources of wood or metal to the team's stockpile in online games

Half the Calories Eat Twice as Much

 

Feed the Princess 1500 calories of food in a single online game

I need a hammer...

 

Build 30 Castle upgrades or Siege Weapons in online games

This is Caketown!

 

Block 100 projectiles with your shield in online games

Shish Kebab

 

Kill 50 enemies using the Fire Torch upgrade in online games

You're Not Cooking...

 

Kill 100 enemies with Fire magic in online games

Father McHealy

 

Heal teammates for a total of 500 hearts in online games

Don't Make Me Slap You!

 

Slap 20 objects out of enemy's hands in online games

Little Pecker

 

Kill an enemy as a chicken in an online game

Fed Zeppelin

 

Rescue the Princess by using the enemy's Catapult in an online game

Who's Your Daddy?

 

Kill 6 enemies within 1 second in an online game

Chubby Chaser

 

Protect and escort the Princess 20 times in online games

The Dark Side

 

Kill 200 enemies by only using Dark Magic in online games

Ring Sting

 

Heal, Burn, Curse and Freeze 6 characters at the same time in a single online game

Operation Eagledrop

 

Fly 2000 meters in online games

Thuggee

 

Kill 88 enemies in a single online game without dying

1-800-CAKE

 

Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

The cake is not a lie!

 

Complete The Legend of the Fat Princess

Gluteus Maximus

 

Defeat all Gladiate arenas

Cake or Death

 

Win 100 online games

Precious Moments

 

Assassinate 100 players while invisible as the Ninja; obliterate 100 enemies with the Pirate's cannon balls; chew 100 enemies as the Giant in online games.

Ninjas Are Better Than Pirates

 

Assassinate 20 Pirates within a single game as a Ninja in online games

Pirates Are Better Than Ninjas

 

Annihilate 20 Ninjas within a single game as a Pirate in online games

A Smashing Good Time

 

Kill 200 enemies with the Giant in online games

A Pirate's Life For Me

 

Kill 200 enemies with the Pirate in online games

Where All My Ninjas At?

 

Kill 200 enemies with the Ninja in online games