DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game Trophy Guide & Road Map

DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game
DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game Trophy Guide

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Overview:

Estimated trophy difficulty: 2/10 [Platinum Difficulty Rating]
Offline trophies: 17 (4, 3, 9, 1)
Online trophies: 0
Approximate amount of time to platinum: 1-2 Hours [Estimated Time to Platinum]
Minimum number of playthroughs: 2
Number of missable trophies: None
Glitched trophies: None
Does difficulty affect trophies?: No

Introduction:

DEEEER Simulator is a game in which you take on the role of your average, everyday deer. You will use your stretchy neck, your gun transforming horns, and everything else available to a normal deer to destroy everything. Fight off the sheep police and progress through time and space to realize your truth!

Walkthrough:

STEP ONE - Complete the game for your first playthrough

This game is super short with only two areas before the final boss. Make your way through the first two areas focusing on increasing your Deersaster level by destroys, cars, objects, buildings etc., and grab some easy trophies along the way!

By the end of this step, you will have earned:

Self-sacrifice
Dead or Deer
Deer-hunting
God Disguised as a Cow
Kept You Waiting?
Town Musicians of Bremen
13th Deer OR The Trudeer Show (Depending on your final choice)

STEP TWO - Complete the game for your second playthrough

Basically the same as your first playthrough, but now with access to the dragon, you can take on a bunch of side bosses. You will also have access to some mini-games and can clean up anything else you didn't get on your first playthrough.

By the end of this step, you will have earned:

Like a Truck
Dunkleosteus
100% BEEF
The Divine Move
Genius
Big Time Monkey
Rhinosaber
13th Deer OR The Trudeer Show (Choose whichever you didn't in the first playthrough)
I am Deeeer.

I am Deeeer.

Unlock all achievements.
This will unlock after completing the other 16 trophies, which will require at least two playthroughs of the game.

See the video below for a full walkthrough of the game!

Timestamps:

00:00 - Intro
00:20 - Self Sacrifice Trophy
00:48 - Dead or Deer Trophy (Start)
01:00 - Deer Hunting Trophy (Start)
02:05 - Counting Sheep Trophy (Start)
02:46 - Dead or Deer Trophy (Unlock)
05:36 - God Disguised as a Cow Trophy
06:15 - Kept You Waiting? Trophy
09:00 - Town Musicians of Bremen Trophy
11:55 - Deer Hunting / Counting Sheep Trophy (Continued)
15:15 - Counting Sheep Trophy (Unlocked)
15:50 - Deer Hunting Trophy (Unlocked)
19:50 - Final Boss Fight
23:10 - The Trudeer Show Trophy
26:10 - Like A Truck Trophy
26:50 - Dunkleosteus Trophy
27:10 - 100% Beef Trophy
27:40 - The Divine Move Trophy
29:05 - Genius Trophy
31:20 - Big Time Monkey Trophy
32:28 - Rhinosaber Trophy
33:23 - 13th Deer & I Am DEEEER Trophy
Dunkleosteus

Defeat the Giant Fish.
In the same area as Like a Truck , there will be a Giant Fish flying in the sky. Use the dragon to fly to it and use your fire breath to quickly defeat the Giant fish too.

See I am Deeeer. for a full Walkthrough of the game!
Deer-hunting

Acquire a total of 30 weapons.
This should unlock naturally as you work toward completing the game. Weapons are found on the ground, under/behind items, and in boxes you can destroy. You don't need to carry 30 weapons at once as this is cumulative.

See I am Deeeer. for a full Walkthrough of the game!
Counting Sheep

Defeat a total of 100 sheep.
This should unlock naturally as you work toward completing the game. Sheep are the main police force of the game. Increasing your Deersaster level will cause them to spawn in and chase you, but you can easily dispatch of them with pretty much any weapon in the game.

See I am Deeeer. for a full Walkthrough of the game!
Dead or Deer

Turn a total of 10 humans into deer.
You can Deerify humans by walking up to them and pushing . Humans are all over the two areas of the game and you don't need to deerify 10 of them at once as this is cumulative. Deerified humans will follow you around and help you destroy things to increase your Deersaster level.

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God Disguised as a Cow

Ride the Cow.
Cows can be found in the southern shore of the first area. Simply approach one and press to ride it. You need to do this to unlock Kept You Waiting? .

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The Divine Move

Win at Cowthello.
Cowthello is a mini-game that can be played in the first area of the game. It is a board located next to the basketball court and giant cow. Choose to play against the Cow AI. This game works like Reversi; you need to place your black cows to capture the AI's white cows. Whoever has the most cows once the board is filled wins. You can challenge the AI as many times as needed.

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Genius

Clear the Animal Puzzle.
The Animal puzzle is a mini-game that can be played in the second area of the game. It is a puzzle game located under a giant cow in a mask past the rhino. Choose the Easy difficulty unless you really want to challenge yourself. The game will shuffle the position and orientation of the deer's front & back legs, back, and head. You need to use , , to rotate the pieces and fix the deer. This is kind of similar to a Rubik's Cube. If you get stuck you can reshuffle at anytime by pressing .

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Self-sacrifice

Get hit by a truck.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

This unlocks for starting the game. Your character will be hit by a truck in the beginning cutscene. You can skip the cutscene and still pop this trophy.

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13th Deer

View the average everyday ending.
After defeating your Future Self, you'll be given a choice. You should choose "Fire" to shoot your Future Self. A few cutscenes will play and then this will pop during the credits.

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The Trudeer Show

View the true ending.
After defeating your Future Self, you'll be given a choice. You should choose "Don't Fire" to not shoot your Future Self. You will need to complete another, much more difficult boss fight, and then this will pop during the credits.

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Like a Truck

Defeat the Giant Koala.
After completing the game once, select "Final Boss" on the main menu then "Done" to restart at the beginning of the game. You should notice a dragon in front of you. Ride it and fly to the big white building in the middle of this area. You should notice a Koala holding onto it. Use your fire breath to quickly defeat the Koala.

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Town Musicians of Bremen

Defeat DOGGO.
Story-related and cannot be missed.

You need to increase your Deersaster level in the first area to "A". Do this by destroying cars, trees, buildings etc. and dealing with the police that come after you. Once you reach Deersaster level "A", the DOGGO boss will spawn in.

Use your guns and other weapons to shoot its legs and knock it down, then shoot the police cars on its shoulders to reveal large red buttons. Finally jump up and hit those buttons then finish the DOGGO off with more gunfire. The Metal Deer from Kept You Waiting? is super helpful here.

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Big Time Monkey

Defeat Big Time Monkey.
After defeating the Koala (Like a Truck ) and Giant Fish (Dunkleosteus ), use the teleporter to enter the second area. Again, you should find a dragon to ride in this area. Use it to destroy the two hamster wheels and all the people pushing the poles across from the police station. This will cause a giant cymbol-wielding monkey to spawn in. Easily defeat the Big Time Monkey using your dragon's fire breath.

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Kept You Waiting?

Ride Metal Deer.
You will need to combine this with God Disguised as a Cow . After riding a cow, fly it over to the small island with the airplane landing strip. You will notice two un-pushed red buttons, one requires a cow and the other requires a deer. Place the cow on its designated button and step on yours to spawn in the Metal Deer. This can be very helpful for the DOGGO boss fight (Town Musicians of Bremen ).

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Rhinosaber

Defeat all the Rhinos.
After defeating the Big Time Monkey (Big Time Monkey ), use your dragon to breath fire on the giant rhino nearby. It will spit out a small rhino statue. destroy it to reveal a smaller statue. Rinse and repeat until all the rhino statues are destroyed.

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100% BEEF

Make 4 hamburgers.
After grabbing the dragon in your second visit to the first area, fly over to the basketball court near the giant cow. You will see 4 black cows running around in the court. Use your Dragon's fire breath on all of them to turn them into hamburgers.

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