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Overview:
  • Estimated trophy difficulty: 2.5/10 (personal estimate) (poll)
  • Offline trophies: 56 (48, 5, 2, 1)
  • Online trophies: 0
  • Approximate amount of time to Platinum: 3-5hrs with walkthrough (personal estimate) (poll)
  • Minimum number of playthroughs: 2
  • Number of missable trophies: About half of the list. If it's not marked as story-related, then it's missable.
  • Glitched trophies: 0
  • Does difficulty affect trophies?: No
 
Introduction:

Cyanide & Happiness: Freakpocalypse is the first in a planned trilogy of point and click adventure games inspired by the long-running webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. You play as Coop McCarthy, a perennial loser of a high school student who just wants to find a date for the prom. Episode 1 covers two incredibly busy and bizarre days of his life. I have written a walkthrough here: LINK


Walkthrough:

Step 0: Make note of the highly missable trophies

While about half of the trophy list consists of missable trophies, they can generally be unlocked at any point in the first 3/4 of the game but there are, however, a few highly missable trophies you need to read up on before starting, if you're not going to follow my walkthrough, in order to save yourself multiple playthroughs.

Those trophies:

Burned By Bernie trophy_bronze.png 
Desperate Times trophy_bronze.png
Gotta Got 'Em All trophy_gold.png 
Project Runway trophy_bronze.png 
The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png 
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen trophy_bronze.png 



Step 1: Play through the game until the point of no return and getting all missable trophies

Simply play through the game. Your journal will give you a break down of what main quests you need to do, as well as keep track of your fashion collectibles and any side quests you may have started.  Keep in mind the highly missable trophies listed in Step 0.

The game will point out the point of no return but just in case: it's after you deliver an envelope of photos in the Golden Haze Retirement Home and are then tasked to get some pills from the man sleeping in the lounge.

By the end of this step, you will have earned the story-related trophies:

Participation Award trophy_bronze.png 
Not So Permanent After All trophy_bronze.png 
Hurt Me More! trophy_bronze.png 
Hoochaholic trophy_bronze.png 
Distraction With Action trophy_bronze.png
and/or Distraction With Attraction trophy_bronze.png (mutually exclusive but can be easily unlocked by saving and reloading)
Rope-A-Dope trophy_bronze.png 
Guerilla Marketer trophy_bronze.png 
Locker Blocker trophy_bronze.png 
About Damn Time trophy_bronze.png 
Ready For Rod trophy_bronze.png 
Printer Pal trophy_bronze.png 
My Girl trophy_bronze.png 
Hobo Habitat trophy_bronze.png 
Operation Intrude N313 trophy_bronze.png 
Send Nudes trophy_bronze.png 


...and the missable ones (listed in the order they'll unlock via my walkthrough):

Perma Peeper trophy_silver.png 
Locker Stalker trophy_bronze.png 
Judge A Book By Its Cover trophy_bronze.png 
Pummeling Puffs trophy_bronze.png 
Scarred For Life trophy_bronze.png 
Huff The Magic Dragon trophy_bronze.png 
Every Town Has An Elm Street trophy_bronze.png 
Third Wheel trophy_silver.png 
Creepy Peepy Boy trophy_bronze.png 
Coming Clean trophy_silver.png 
Don't Slurp That trophy_bronze.png 
Get To Know Shark Dad trophy_bronze.png 
Blue Brailles trophy_bronze.png 
Chill Out trophy_bronze.png 
Your Lemons Suck trophy_silver.png 
Marriage Counselor trophy_bronze.png 
Chick'n Coop trophy_bronze.png 
Survivalist trophy_bronze.png
Burned By Bernie trophy_bronze.png 
A Bushy Tale trophy_bronze.png 
Desperate Times trophy_bronze.png 
Puny Express trophy_bronze.png 
The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png 
Back In My Day trophy_bronze.png 
Lost Prophet trophy_bronze.png 
Jeremiah 29:12 trophy_bronze.png 
Gotta Got 'Em All trophy_gold.png 
Project Runway trophy_bronze.png 
Freaky Flasher trophy_silver.png 



Step 2: Finish the Game

Once you're certain you've unlocked all the trophies above - especially the highly missable ones from Step 0 (though one of them will be unlocked here) - finish the game. Except for the highly missable trophy, the rest of the trophies are story-related.

By the end of this step, you will unlock (in order):

Juvenile Delinquent trophy_bronze.png 
Mission Permission trophy_bronze.png 
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen trophy_bronze.png
(this is the highly missable one for this step!)
Look Ma, I Can Fly! trophy_bronze.png 
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber trophy_bronze.png 
Mission Impassable trophy_bronze.png 
Eye For Detail trophy_bronze.png 
A Long Road Ahead trophy_bronze.png 



Step 3: Speedrun

You'd be amazed at how much of this game is optional. For this trophy, you need to finish the game in a single sitting, without pausing, in under 30 minutes. I wrote a Speedrun Walkthrough that will get you through in about 20 minutes so there's some wiggle room.

By the end of this step, you will have earned the following:

Speed Demon trophy_gold.png 
Platinum trophy_platinum.png

Cyanide & Happiness: Freakpocalypse Trophy Guide

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56 trophies ( 48  )

  • Platinum

    Congratulations! Now go check out the web comic!
  • Return the overdue book to the Librarian

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    The overdue book is located under a desk in shop class. Once you rig up a pulley system to raise the desk, pick up the book and return it to the Librarian.
  • Listen to the Bush's tragic story

    In the courtyard of Golden Haze Retirement Home, interact with the bush in the back right corner a few times and it will tell you a story, unlocking this trophy. You will also receive items required for Project Runway trophy_bronze.png.
  • Complete Part 1

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    You will unlock this after opening the secret door in the secret lab.
  • Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories

    In Golden Haze Retirement Home, you will come across a hallway with three doors. The left-most door is Grandpa TieGuy's room. Talk to him a few times and you'll unlock this trophy.
  • Deliver porn to Stevie Shades

    In Knothole Street, you will find the Circle J. Outside of the Circle J is a dumpster and some garbage bags, against which is a purple magazine. Pick it up to obtain the braille magazine. In Trinity Boulevard, outside of the bank, you will find Stevie Shades. He will ask you to bring him porn  so give him the magazine for this trophy.

    This is a sidequest required for The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png.
  • Acquire the lab technician's eyeball

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    When you first enter the Secret Lab at the end of the game, on the ground directly to the left will be a detatched eyeball. Simply pick it up for this trophy.
  • Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults

    To enter the Golden Haze Retirement Home, you will need to sneak in from the loading docks via a table of prune juices. Doing so will cover you in prune juice. Before washing it off, make your way to Bernie's room and continue to talk to him until this trophy pops. Bernie's insults are down to RNG so this trophy may take a while but I think he has about a dozen.

    There are mixed reports as to whether this must be done the first time you have the prunes on you (AKA when you are unable to change costumes) or if you can put on the prune costume parts later and do it.  Just to be safe, I would do this before washing off.
  • Get credit card signature from Mothercluck'n Chick'n customer

    In Trinity Boulevard, you will find a Chickenman holding an advertising sign. Speak with him to obtain his delivery subquest. You need to make your way to the pink house on Knothole Street, with the man sitting on the porch.  Give him the chicken and navigate the philosophical conversation that follows and he will sign the credit card slip, unlocking this trophy. This is a subquest required for The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png. Make sure you return the credit card slip to the Chickenman, to get items required for Project Runway trophy_bronze.png.
  • Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops

    There is an ice cream vendor In Trinity Street so speak to him around a dozen times to learn all of the flavors and unlock this trophy.
  • Gain access to the girl's locker room.

    As the result of a side quest (see Third Wheel trophy_silver.png), you will obtain the Towel fashion item. Equip it, then enter the girl's locker room, via the gymnasium. 
  • Ask every person you possibly can out to prom

    There are 26 people who can be asked to prom.  The majority can be asked prior to ending the first day of the game (i.e. for about 80% of the game) but a few are time-sensitive. I have broken them down by area.

    SCHOOL:

    Time Sensitive:
    Starsky and Hutch (Faculty Office - MUST do this BEFORE making them a distraction!)
    Drug Dealer (outside School Entrance - MUST do this BEFORE taking on his side quest!)

    Whenever:
    Marker Huffer (Top Hallway)
    Mr Murphy (Room 101)
    Crystal (Girl's Bathroom)
    Winston (Boy's Locker Room)
    Tanner (Boy's Locker Room)
    Hayden (Boy's Locker Room)
    Ms Puffs (Teacher's Lounge)
    Ed Spresso (Teacher's Lounge)
    School Nurse (Nurse's Office)
    Artist (Lower Hallway)
    Ted (Kickstarter Locker Hallway [green lockers])
    Max (Shop Class)
    Janitor (Cafeteria)
    Lunch Lady (Cafeteria)
    Vince (Cafeteria)
    Chef (Cafeteria - Kitchen)
    Warren Wonderwall (outside School Entrance)

    TOWN:

    Time Sensitive:
    Janitor's Ex-Wife (Le Telepathe - You must do this before ruining her date!)

    Whenever:
    Curt (Circle J)
    Shark Dad (Knothole Street)
    Lemon Abe (Trinity Boulevard)


    GOLDEN HAZE RETIREMENT HOME:

    Whenever:
    Orson (Reception)
    Alvin (Lounge)
    Ethel (Dining Room)
  • Stand in one location without moving for 30 minutes

    Just what it says on the tin. Put the controller down for 30 minutes and this trophy is yours.
  • Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight

    Story Related but MISSABLE

    This trophy is mutually exclusive with Distraction With Attraction trophy_bronze.png.

    Once you've obtained a hall pass and spoken with Sawyer, Starsky and Hutch will show up in the Faculty Offices off of the Top Hallway. Speak with them and say "You guys should honestly just get over it" to unlock this trophy.
  • Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love

    Story Related but MISSABLE

    This trophy is mutually exclusive with Distraction With Action trophy_bronze.png.

    Once you've obtained a hall pass and spoken with Sawyer, Starsky and Hutch will show up in the Faculty Offices off of the Top Hallway. Speak with them and say "You obviously hate each other.  Why do you even hang out?" to unlock this trophy.
  • Give a condom to a boy in need

    On Knothole Street, speak with the man standing in front of the sign to the gas station. He will ask you to buy him condoms, then give you money to do so but it's not enough so you'll have to be sneaky. Inside Circle J, pick up the yellow box of condoms and make a slurper using the machine. Once you have both in your inventory, combine them and you will hide the box of condoms in the cup. Proceed to purchase the slurper,and take it outside to the man at the gas station sign. Give him the cup with the condoms inside for this trophy. This is a side quest required for The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png.
  • Find a nightmarish costume

    In the boiler room of the school, off the Top Hallway, you will find the janitor's keys. On the wall above them you will find some tools - including Freddy Kruger's familiar hand. Click on it for this trophy. This is also a fashion item required for Project Runway trophy_bronze.png.
  • Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    Using the eyeball you obtained for Blue Shirted Eye Grabber trophy_bronze.png, use the retinal scanner in the secret lab to open up a secret door and unlock this trophy.
  • Have a conversation with Shark Dad.

    At the end of Knothole Street is a house with a shark man standing outside of it.  Speak with him and ask, "Out of curiosity...where are you from?" to unlock this very easy trophy.
  • Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"

    Basically: find all the punny dialogue. The majority of them are unlocked by talking to the item but a few are obtained by using the hand icon instead (in my walkthrough, I say "click"). A few also require multiple interactions before the pun appears. There are 40 in all:

    SCHOOL:

    FACULTY OFFICE
    Cactus
    Middle Ceiling Light

    HISTORY CLASS
    Trash can
    Bookshelf

    SCIENCE LAB
    Box of vials

    BOY'S BATHROOM
    Empty urinal (x2)

    KICKSTARTER LOCKERS
    Cork board on right wall

    SHOP CLASS
    Blowtorch on table at bottom of screen

    LIBRARY
    Books on non-fiction shelf
    Non-fiction sign

    BOILER ROOM
    Rag on floor

    GYM
    Bleachers at bottom of screen
    Netherton Narwhals banner


    TOWN

    CIRCLE J
    Cup lids
    Cabinet doors under slurper machine
    Magazine rack (not the actual magazines)
    Sign right of pink box on counter (click)
    Energy drinks on counter (click)

    GAS STATION
    Wrenches
    Pile of tires
    Leaf blowers

    SHARK DAD'S HOUSE
    Garden hose

    WHITE SANDS ROAD
    Crosswalk at the bottom of the hill

    TRINITY BOULEVARD
    Fire hydrant

    COOP'S HOUSE
    Shoe box on Coop's desk (2F)
    Bench in Grandma's room (2F)
    Coat stand (not the clothing on it) (1F)
    Dirty green messenger bag (Garage)
    Freezer (Kitchen) (click)
    Ladder behind filing cabinet (Attic)
    Box of dolls (Attic)
    Spigot the hose is attached to (Backyard)


    GOLDEN HAZE RETIREMENT HOME

    Electric Wheelchair Storage sign (Loading Dock hallways)
    Circular tree with white cones on it (Courtyard)
    Cork board on back wall (Nurse's Station)
    TV plug (Dining Hall)
    Corkboard on wall (not the stuff on it) (Reception)
    Orange pill container (Grandpa TieGuy's Room)
    Toilet (Bernie's Room)
    Bed (Bernie's Room)
  • Post all three of Sawyer's flyers

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After obtaining the hall pass and showing it to the hall monitor so you can access the rest of the school, you will automatically have a conversation with Sawyer and be tasked with hanging up flyers. First you need to print them - you will do this in the Faculty Offices.  Put the fliers on the boards in the Top Hallway, Lower Hallway and Cafeteria. Once you've done that, return to Sawyer then the trophy will pop.
  • Give Hobo Moe a new home

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    Through story progression, you will end up with an empty pizza box in your inventory. When you're ready to enter the Golden Haze Retirement Home, give the empty pizza box to the man blocking the gate and you'll unlock this trophy.
  • Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    You will unlock this trophy after delivering the items to the cool kids in the boy's bathroom in exchange for the required hall pass.
  • Give Mark Hufferman a new marker

    As a result of the Scarred For Life trophy_bronze.png sidequest, you will be in possession of a marker.  Give it to Mark in the Top Hallway to unlock this trophy.
  • Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After speaking to the principal at the beginning of the game, go back into Mr Murphy's classroom (required for a story item) and you will catch him.
  • Convince someone that you're God

    In the Golden Haze Retirement Home, in the right-most resident room, is Magdalene. Speak with her and say "Fine, I command thee to do my bidding!" and you'll unlock this trophy.
  • Learn about 30 different library book titles

    In the school library are several shelves of books. Look at each shelf until the titles start repeating, then move to a different shelf. This trophy will take 3 or 4 shelves to unlock.
  • Get arrested

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After giving nude photos to Bernie in the Golden Haze Retirement Home, you will be tasked to get some pills. Go to the sleeping man in the lounge area and grab him - the game will prompt you that doing this is a point of no return.  Check to make sure you've unlocked the majority of the list - most importantly, the game-spanning Project Runway trophy_bronze.png, The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png, Gotta Got 'Em All trophy_gold.pngand Desperate Times trophy_bronze.png. Once you have grabbed the man's pills, a cutscene will play, after which the trophy will unlock.
  • Get access to your locker

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    In the Top Hallway, a kissing couple is blocking Coop's locker. Speak with them and say "You know...this is actually starting to turn me on" to get them to move, then open the locker with a pencil (obtained from Mr Murphy's classroom) to unlock this trophy.
  • Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school

    In the school are two hallways filled with nothing but lockers. You will need to open every single one for this trophy. While doing so, you will encounter Ted. This makes up one instance required for Survivalist trophy_bronze.png .
  • Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After unlocking Mission Permission trophy_bronze.png, grab the flypaper from the pink house on Knothole Street (if you haven't already) and head to the gas station. There you will see a plastic bag floating in the wind.  Make sure you unlock The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen trophy_bronze.png before continuing! When you're ready to continue, use the flypaper with the plastic bag to grab it, then use the plastic bag on the nearby leaf blowers.
  • Find every Jesus

    There are 3 Jesus pictures but you must speak to them for this trophy.

    1 is in Coop's House, in the 2F Hallway and two are in Golden Haze Retirement Home:

     - One is in one of the small hallways just off of the loading docks
     - One is in Magdalene's room
  • Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date

    While you're in the school, make your way to the Cafeteria and talk to the Janitor. Ask him to prom (which you'll do anyways for Desperate Times trophy_bronze.png) to get his side quest. Later on in the game, you'll gain access to Trinity Boulevard. Enter Le Telepathe restaurant and speak with the unhappy blonde woman. Make sure you ask her to prom (for Desperate Times trophy_bronze.png) before continuing! When you're ready, pick up the crumpled up paper in front of the kitchen door, then use it with the order window.  This will ruin the woman's date.  When you leave the restaurant afterwards, the Janitor will be cleaning in front of the restaurant. Speak with him for this trophy. This is a side quest required for The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png.
  • Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    In the secret lab, grab the books holding up the shelves to send a pair of erasers crashing to the floor.  Pick them up and use them with the arched doorway to reveal the lasers.
  • Forge a signature on the permission slip

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After being arrested at Golden Haze Retirement Home, some bullies will show up. Go to the garage in Coop's house with the permission slip you got from school, a pen (in Coop's room) and a signed check (in living room). Combine these three items on the table in the garage to obtain a forged permission slip and this trophy.
  • Get rid of the wasp nest

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After fixing the printer, Grandma will ask Coop to get rid of a wasp's nest. Ask her how you are even meant to pick up the wasp's nest to actually start the quest. Make sure you have a pack of fireworks (found in the attic) and a pack of matches (found in the dining room). Go to the backyard (via the kitchen) and pick up the oven mitts. On the nearby BBQ grill, light the fireworks to smoke the wasps out, then climb the nearby ladder. Use the oven mitts to move the wasp nest and unlock this trophy.
  • Alter your permanent record

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    While in the prinicpal's office, he will take a distracting phone call.  Pick up the white out from the bookshelf on the left and use it on the permanent record that he conveniently left on his desk.
  • Sneak into Golden Haze

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After taking care of Moe (Hobo Habitat trophy_bronze.png) walk into the gate of Golden Haze and walk left around to the back of the building.  Click the cart with all the prunes on it to hide, then you will be wheeled inside.
  • Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    This will unlockafter completing the Tutorial stage.
  • Fix Grandma's printer

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After regaining control in Coop's house, speak with Grandma and offer to help her.  She will ask you to fix her printer. Duck into the kitchen and grab the green fruit snack from the fridge, then return upstairs and grab Grandma's cane from her bedroom.  Use the cane to open the attic door. Once in the attic, walk right until you come across some sparking wires.  Use the fruit snack to mend the wires and unlock this trophy.
  • Collect every costume

    There are 69 costume items throughout the whole game. I have listed them all in my walkthrough or you can follow this video guide by Game Guides Channel.

    Important Note!: This Guide was made before the final clothing item was patched in! It does not cover the Hawaiian Shirt - which is located in Coop's House - Attic, in a box on the chair next to the filing cabinet.
  • Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown

    While in the school, make your way to the Teacher's Lounge and open the fridge. Inside is someone's lunch - including a sticker.  Pick up the sticker and take it back to the Faculty Office in the Top Hallway.  Give the sticker to Patty to send her tearing off to beat up Ms Puffs.

    Despite what the trophy description says, you don't actually have to watch the beatdown to unlock this trophy (at least, as of the writing of this Guide). If simply handing Patty the sticker doesn't unlock the trophy, then go back to the Teacher's Lounge to actually watch the carnage.
  • Mail out Gertie's scathing letter

    As a result of the Blue Brailles trophy_bronze.png side quest, you will be in possession of a stamp. When in Golden Haze Retirement Home, speak with Gertie in the Lounge, then offer your help.  Go back to Reception and press the red button on the dead guy - this will get the nurse out of the Nurse's Station.  While she's busy with the dead guy, sneak into the Nurse's Station and grab the purse hanging on the wall - you will take the letter from the purse. Combine it with the stamp. Once you have a complete letter, leave the Retirement Home and mail the letter in the mailbox near the bank on Trinity Boulevard.

    This is a sidquest required for The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png.
  • Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After returning the book to the Librarian (About Damn Time trophy_bronze.png), she will give you a coupon for a free pizza and you will be able to leave the school. Make your way across Knothole Road and up to Trinity Boulevard.  Enter Rod's Thick Pizza on Trinity Boulevard.

    Speak with Rod and tell him that you just so happen to have a coupon.  He will give you a pizza and this trophy.
  • Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    Simply use the green box cutter (found in shop class) to cut down the climbing rope in the gymnasium, then pick it up.
  • Give Drug Dealer some scar cream

    Important: If you still need Desperate Times trophy_bronze.png, make sure you talk to the drug dealer outside of the school before starting this quest!

    In the Top Hallway, speak with the guy standing next to the Faculty Office and ask him, "So, where exactly in the school would one “score” the good sniff markers?", then go outside and talk to the drug dealer to start this sidequest. Make your way to the Nurse's Office and speak to her, telling her that you have a specific injury "...down there..." to get some scar cream.  Take the cream to the drug dealer for a marker and this trophy. Make sure you take the marker to the guy in the Top Hallway to unlock Huff The Magic Dragon trophy_bronze.png. This is a sidequest required for The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png.
  • Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie

    Story-related and cannot be missed.

    After unlocking My Girl trophy_bronze.png, speak with Grandma again and she will give you an envelope of photos to deliver to her boyfriend in the Golden Haze Retiremenet Home. Sneak in (Operation Intrude N313 trophy_bronze.png), clean up and give him the pictures.
  • Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving

    After you've played the game once and are more familiar with it, you can finish it in about 15-20 minutes. For this trophy, you will need to finish the game in one sitting, without pausing. I wrote a speedrun Guide at the end of my walkthrough Supplement.
  • Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1

    Ted Bear is found in two separate locations:

    School - Kickstarter Locker Hallway - in one of the lockers. You will interact with him for other trophies on this list.
    Golden Haze Retirement Home - Loading Docks - In the dumpster. Talk to him, then exit the conversation.
  • Stare at a bag blowing in the wind

    After unlocking Mission Permission trophy_bronze.png, grab the flypaper from the pink house on Knothole Street (if you haven't already) and head to the gas station. There you will see a plastic bag floating in the wind.
  • Complete all optional sidequests

  • Return the signed prom letter to Crystal

    In the school's girl's bathroom, talk to Crystal to start her sidequest. The boy she wants is in the Cafeteria, near the vending machines.  Go into the Cafeteria Kitchen and grab the quarter, then use it with the guy blocking the vending machines.  In exchange, you will get some anchovy chips. Give them to Jake, which will cause him to vomit up a love letter.  Pick up the love letter, give it to Jake so he'll sign it, then deliver it to Crystal. This is a sidequest required for The World Can Wait trophy_bronze.png.
  • Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe's Lemon-Flavored "Lemon" Type Drink

    On Trinity Street, you will find Lemon Abe at the lemonade stand. Talk to her and order a glass. She will inform you of a preorder program. Say that you're in, then you'll get a preorder slip and this trophy.

     
  • Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office

    Before leaving the principal's office at the beginning of the game, open up the filing cabinet and look at every file in it.
  • Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.

    In the bathroom on Coop's House - 2F, you can obtain the naked costume (click the bathtub) - denoted by a naked body with a black bar across Coop's naughty bits. Once you've done so, equip it for 10 minutes. I can confirm that you can wear whatever hat you want but just to be safe, I wouldn't have anything on your face.
  • Find Señor Cleanfist.

    Once you've unlocked Third Wheel trophy_silver.png, you will be given a towel and a towel hat so equip them, then enter the girl's locker room off of the gymnasium (Creepy Peepy Boy trophy_bronze.png). Once in the locker room, walk left and talk to the person in the shower for this trophy.

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