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What Song is Stuck in Your Head Right Now?


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this one :p

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y]YouTube - Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3[/ame]

love these epic rap battles. there is a new one which i found yesterday but i cant remember all the lyrics to it, this is the one i can remember all they lyrics to :p


im assuming you dont need proof but

(i would advise you not to open it in fear of seeing how sad i am) :p

[spoiler=proof] four score, and sixty-five years in the past

i won the civil war with my beard

now im here to whup your ass

i've read up on your facts

you cure cancer with your tears?

well tell me chuck,

how come you've never sat down

and cried on your career?

your a washed up has-been

on TV selling total gyms

and you're going to lose this battle

like you lost return of the dragon

i'll rip your chest hairs out

put 'em in my mouth

i'll squash you like i squashed the south

i've never told a lie and i wont start now

you're a horse with a limp, i'll put you down


This isnt Gettysburg punk so i'd suggest retreating

for i invented rap music when my heart started beating

Chuck Norris doesnt battle he just allows you to lose

my raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes-Booth


I've got my face on the side of a mountain

You voted for John McCain

I've got a bucket full of my head

and im about to make it rain

you block bullets with your beard?

i catch them with my skull

i make fun of walker texas ranger

but i've never even seen that show



i've spread more blood and gore than fourty score of your puny civil wars


i split the union with a roundhouse kick

i wear a blackbelt on the beard that i grow on my dick

i attack sharks, when i smell them bleed

i dont go swimming, water just wants to be around me

my fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster

you may have freed the slaves but Chuck is everyone's master


(who won, you decide

epic rap battles of history) :p



Edited by spratters53
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no song is stuck in my head, this is a dumb thread

you dont HAVE to post if you dont really have anything to say. it may be a little pointless, but if you think about it, this thread encourages multiple different music styles and therefore allows people to get a wider variety of music. so not necessarily "dumb".


after i posted my previous post i went to look at that youtube channel, i wont post another link as it can be accessed by double, or right clicking my previous video. but now its the music from the 6th rap battle "Justin Beiber vs Beethoven"

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