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The Life Trophy Guide and Roadmap


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Notice: This is not an actual guide, it is just a humorous guide I came up with, I hope you enjoy it :D

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ROADMAP

Overview:

Estimated difficulty: 1-10/10 (dependent on how you view yourself)

Trophy Breakdown: 25 (12(B), 6(S), 5(G), 1(P) )

Estimated time to Platinum: 60-100 years (depends on how healthy you stay)

Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1

Missable trophies: Yes, 7, Looking good on stage, Just Married, It's A......, Never worked a day in my life, That's my Adventure, Just a scratch, Vroom! Vroom! (though almost all are missable if you die early).

Cheats disable trophies: You can't cheat life

Difficulty affect trophies: Depends on your confidence

Glitched trophies: None

 

Step 1: Childhood

Start off as a kid, and enjoy yourself as most of the trophies will come to you as you grow up to teen years.

During this step you will earn:

Just Born (B)

Baby Steps (S)

They Grow Up So Fast (B)

A decade of Memories (B)

Growing Like a weed (B)

I like this! (B)

 

Step 2: Teens

Now your a teen, and hopefully more mature, you should get a few more trophies during this age.

During this step you will earn:

Hey there good looking (S)

I need a beer, or two... (B)

Proud to be me! (B)

Close Call (B)

Just a scratch (B)

Working Hard Er' Day (B)

The sky is grey (B)

Vroom! Vroom! (B)

Looking good on stage (G)

 

Step 3: Adulthood Now that your on your own it's time to start living a little.

During this step you will earn.

New Wheels (S)

Just Married (G)

I feel old, really old (S)

It's a......(S)

Enjoy Your Stay! (S)

Wise and Proud! (G)

That's my Adventure (G)

Never worked a day in my life (G)

Master of life (P)

 

PLATINUM

http://www.blifaloo.com/avatar/big/theworld.gif Master of life (P)

Unlocked all trophies

You lived your life to the fullest and did everything you could do, congrats :applause:

 

Life Based Trophies:

 

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/1JustBorn_zpsa68d25ac.jpgJust Born (B)

exit the womb

This is life-related, you will get this after being born, you probably won't hear it pop though, you'll be too busy crying.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/2-BabySteps_zps870be898.jpg Baby steps (S)

Walked for the first time

This is life-related as at one point you will learn how to walk, you should get this around the age of 2.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/3-TheyGrowupSoFast_zpsdc6de945.jpgThey grow up so fast (B)

Started school

This is virtually life-related, and you should get this when you start school when you are at the age of 5.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/4-ADecadeofMemories_zps5c3ae8c4.jpg A decade of memories (B)

Reached age 10

See "Wise and proud"

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/5-GrowingLikeaWeed_zpsdf71e19e.jpg Growing like a weed (B)

Started Puberty

Life-Related it's hard to determine when you will begin to start puberty, but you will eventually. Everyone goes through it.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/6-VroomVroom_zpscbca4bfc.jpg Vroom! Vroom! (B)

Obtained your drivers licence

Missable! Pretty much Life-related, unless you chose not to get a licence, if you fail your test, it will not count against you, you will get the opportunity to get this at the age of 16 (not sure if the same applies for different regions) After receiving your licence you will get this.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/7-LookinGoodonStage_zps089adf28.jpg Looking good on stage (G)

Graduated school

Missable! Basically life-related unless you drop out, School has 12 grades (not sure if the same applies for different regions) school of course takes 12 years to complete with each grade progressively getting more, and more difficult. If you aren't the brightest flower in the patch, you will struggle (like me). Just do the best you can to make it through school, after receiving your diploma you will get this. If you drop out of school you will not get this, failing a grade will not affect how you get this.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/8-ILikeThis_zps1721c71b.jpg I like this! (B)

Found a hobby

Life-related you will eventually find something you enjoy in life, after finding a hobby this will be yours

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/9-TheSkyisGrey_zpsdc9d81ed.jpg The sky is grey (B)

Became saddened or depressed for the first time

Life-related as a human, you will experience human feelings, and one of them is sadness, at one point in life you will be depressed or saddened. (Hopefully the ding will cheer you up.)

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/10-WorkingHardErDay_zps46f17fca.jpg Working hard Er' day (B)

Obtained a job for the first time

Life-related you will find a job sometime during your life, and you will get this.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/11-IfeelOldReallyOld_zps35cfb3bb.jpg I feel old, really old (S)

Reached age 30

See "Wise and Proud"

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/12-WiseandProud_zps8c2421e6.jpg

Wise and Proud (G)

Reached age 60

This will be one of the last life trophies you will get this at age 60, which for most of us, is very far away. :whistle:

Life acomplisment trophies:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/13-HeythereGoodLookin_zps7748189d.jpg Hey there good looking. (S)

Entered a relationship

During life you will most likely enter a relationship at some point, very few people never do, but many do so there's a very low chance that you WON'T get this, I can't really give any tips on how to enter since I'm a male, and can't give insider from a female viewpoint.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/14-NewWheels_zps1201d769.jpg New wheels (S)

Bought your first automobile

At some point in life you will be able to get this, cars are expensive, but you will eventually be able to afford one, and after you purchase it you will get this.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/15-JustMarried_zps520cc22a.jpg Just married (G)

Got married

Missable!Most people get married at some point, very few don't, it doesn't matter who you marry or what gender you marry, you will get this when you are married, congrats.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/16-ItsA_zpsa07d2f22.jpg It's a.....(S)

Had a child

Missable! If you are married to someone and have a kid you will have this, it doesn't matter if you adopt or actually have a kid, you will get this. This is missable, if you choose not to, but it doesn't matter, it's your decision.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/17-EnjoyYourStay_zps3e80bbda.jpg Enjoy your stay! (S)

Obtained a home.

You will most likely get this during your lifetime, you will get this after entering your new home. Note: This will not unlock if you rent an apartment, you must purchase a home or anything that you call "home".

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/18-NeverWorkedaDayinMyLife_zps619017c8.jpg Never worked a day in my life (G)

Found a sustainable career

Highly Missable! This is similar to "Working hard Er' day" except with a twist, you must find a job that you call your "Job", and you are proud to have that job. It doesn't necessarily have to be a job you love, but it has to at least be a job that keeps you going, and makes your life better, if you do that you will get this.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/19-ThatsMyAdventure_zps9f4ce355.jpg That's my adventure (G)

Fulfilled your desires

Missable! This basically means that you have completed everything that you have dreamed about, maybe a vacation, or a journey to wherever you wanted to go. Basically if you fulfill your life goals, this trophy is yours, and it only applies to you. You will get this when you know your life is complete.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/20-JustaScratch_zps0b12beef.jpg Just a scratch (B)

Broke a bone

Missable! Some people never break a bone, but most will at some point, upon breaking a bone you will get this.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/21-CloseCall_zpsb21d24c0.jpg Close call (B)

Escaped a scary situation

Now this doesn't necessarily mean you have to be held at gunpoint or anything like that, but during life you will find yourself in at least one scary situation or un-comfortable situation. You will get this during life, without a doubt

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/22-ProudtobeMe_zps3c858075.jpg Proud to be me! (B)

Found your inner self

During life you eventually find who you are, your likings, your interests, and

your inner personality. So this is virtually unmissable, unless of course you try to change yourself just to fit in.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/23-INeedABeerorTwo_zps9da7943a.jpgI need a beer, or two... (B)

Became stressed for the first time.

During life at some point you will get this, we all get stressed out at some point.

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This is so awesome! It's a very creative idea. You made me laugh while I read some of the trophy names. I like how Just Married is a missable trophy. :rofl:

Such a great idea to do something like this. :applause:

 

Glad you like it and thanks!

 

I'm missing two golds til I get the plat. Reach age 60 and Get Married lol

 

Good stuff. Very creative :applause:

 

Thanks tuffmuff! Your like my PST idol so I'm really glad you like it.

 

I love this! Great job very creative. Will there be DLC?

Thank you very much, I worked so hard on this and it means a lot that you like it! And no I'm not going to be adding DLC, or else I would've reserved a post, but there isn't any need anyway, life doesn't need DLC lol :p

 

If that's how you conceive 'The Life' then I will most likely not 'plat' it.
It's how I perceive it, not how you might, the guide isn't meant to be an actual guide through life, I made it for humor, and to maybe give perception about how to live life, but I'm not trying to make you go against your free will to follow this guide. Edited by quopi
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If that's how you conceive 'The Life' then I will most likely not 'plat' it. :(

Same here, this life seems made up, its like what people tell you what you should want out of life. I'm going to have a low % on this 'game.'

 

Don't mean to be the Debbie Downer but I don't like this list. Its like it was made up in a 1950s advertising board room. I'm surprised there was no requirements to have a white picket fence on the house or to have 2.5 children. Where are the trophies for first threesome or for blacking out drunk/high and waking up somehow not in jail, or for celebrating she's not pregnant (or if you're the girl then you're not preggers)? Where's the trophy for for being devious and letting your hair down just once, following you're primal urges and giving in to what makes you human? This seems like the life millions of miserable people have now. No thank you.

 

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Same here, this life seems made up, its like what people tell you what you should want out of life. I'm going to have a low % on this 'game.'

 

Don't mean to be the Debbie Downer but I don't like this list. Its like it was made up in a 1950s advertising board room. I'm surprised there was no requirements to have a white picket fence on the house or to have 2.5 children. Where are the trophies for first threesome or for blacking out drunk/high and waking up somehow not in jail, or for celebrating she's not pregnant (or if you're the girl then you're not preggers)? Where's the trophy for for being devious and letting your hair down just once, following you're primal urges and giving in to what makes you human? This seems like the life millions of miserable people have now. No thank you.

 

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I'm sorry I didn't really captivate the whole meaning of life, but think about it if I added all you could do in life as a trophy there would be 1,000's of possibilities, besides, I'm only 14, I haven't really lived life to the fullest yet, so I wrote this guide based off how I viewed my life, not like other people's perspective. I just thought I could shed a few laughs that's all, I hope you understand. :o

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Aww you're 14. Great now I feel like an as... poo poo head :sorry:. Come back to this thread in 8-12 years after 'life' has its way with you and then you will see where I'm coming from. Until then stop playing all those M rated games, and uhh stay in school and um... take your vitamins and say no to drugs.

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I'm sorry I didn't really captivate the whole meaning of life, but think about it if I added all you could do in life as a trophy there would be 1,000's of possibilities, besides, I'm only 14, I haven't really lived life to the fullest yet, so I wrote this guide based off how I viewed my life, not like other people's perspective. I just thought I could shed a few laughs that's all, I hope you understand. :o

It's a good list, albeit 'generic' as M-Easy said but I did smile at some trophies description just because I was thinking about what I did so far with my life.

 

I won't finish this list but I hope you will and get this shinny (P). :p

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Aww you're 14. Great now I feel like an as... poo poo head :sorry:. Come back to this thread in 8-12 years after 'life' has its way with you and then you will see where I'm coming from. Until then stop playing all those M rated games, and uhh stay in school and um... take your vitamins and say no to drugs.

 

Ha :D No worries

 

 

It's a good list, albeit 'generic' as M-Easy said but I did smile at some trophies description just because I was thinking about what I did so far with my life.

 

I won't finish this list but I hope you will and get this shinny (P).

 

thanks for the motivation, but it'll be a while before I get this plat haha.

 

P.S

Amazing completion ratio! :bow:

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Nice list, I already have 14 of these trophies. :p

 

One thing I would point out is that a lot more of these life trophies are missable. Such as getting a drivers licence/car as not eveyone learns to drive.

 

Also I'd say graduating and getting a job are also missable. Sadly there are people who just live off benefits their entire lives.

 

Definitely release some dlc trophies. :p

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It's a very creative idea. Congrats. :applause:

 

I think the devs should look at changing the trophy requirements for (S) Enjoy your stay!; renting a home should count. After all, you're renting a house but it soon becomes your home.

 

I have a few questions though. :p

 

No secret trophies? :confused:

 

Does choosing to play more difficult modes (such as Developing World mode) affect trophy difficulty? I have a feeling it would. ;)

 

Perhaps your guide should reflect that a lot of these trophies can only be earned on multiplayer? :p

 

And some peripherals may be required for certain trophies. One that comes to mind is you may need a ring for (G) Just married. :)

 

And has the Las Vegas glitch for (G) Just married been patched yet? ;)

 

 

That's all that comes to mind atm. But otherwise it's a great idea. :D

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