quopi Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) Notice: This is not an actual guide, it is just a humorous guide I came up with, I hope you enjoy it http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Lifetitle.jpg image source: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Lifetitle.jpg ROADMAP Overview: Estimated difficulty: 1-10/10 (dependent on how you view yourself) Trophy Breakdown: 25 (12(B), 6(S), 5(G), 1(P) ) Estimated time to Platinum: 60-100 years (depends on how healthy you stay) Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1 Missable trophies: Yes, 7, Looking good on stage, Just Married, It's A......, Never worked a day in my life, That's my Adventure, Just a scratch, Vroom! Vroom! (though almost all are missable if you die early). Cheats disable trophies: You can't cheat life Difficulty affect trophies: Depends on your confidence Glitched trophies: None Step 1: Childhood Start off as a kid, and enjoy yourself as most of the trophies will come to you as you grow up to teen years. During this step you will earn: Just Born Baby Steps They Grow Up So Fast A decade of Memories Growing Like a weed I like this! Step 2: Teens Now your a teen, and hopefully more mature, you should get a few more trophies during this age. During this step you will earn: Hey there good looking I need a beer, or two... Proud to be me! Close Call Just a scratch Working Hard Er' Day The sky is grey Vroom! Vroom! Looking good on stage Step 3: Adulthood Now that your on your own it's time to start living a little. During this step you will earn. New Wheels Just Married I feel old, really old It's a...... Enjoy Your Stay! Wise and Proud! That's my Adventure Never worked a day in my life Master of life PLATINUM http://www.blifaloo.com/avatar/big/theworld.gif Master of life Unlocked all trophies You lived your life to the fullest and did everything you could do, congrats Life Based Trophies: http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/1JustBorn_zpsa68d25ac.jpgJust Born exit the womb This is life-related, you will get this after being born, you probably won't hear it pop though, you'll be too busy crying. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/2-BabySteps_zps870be898.jpg Baby steps Walked for the first time This is life-related as at one point you will learn how to walk, you should get this around the age of 2. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/3-TheyGrowupSoFast_zpsdc6de945.jpgThey grow up so fast Started school This is virtually life-related, and you should get this when you start school when you are at the age of 5. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/4-ADecadeofMemories_zps5c3ae8c4.jpg A decade of memories Reached age 10 See "Wise and proud" http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/5-GrowingLikeaWeed_zpsdf71e19e.jpg Growing like a weed Started Puberty Life-Related it's hard to determine when you will begin to start puberty, but you will eventually. Everyone goes through it. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/6-VroomVroom_zpscbca4bfc.jpg Vroom! Vroom! Obtained your drivers licence Missable! Pretty much Life-related, unless you chose not to get a licence, if you fail your test, it will not count against you, you will get the opportunity to get this at the age of 16 (not sure if the same applies for different regions) After receiving your licence you will get this. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/7-LookinGoodonStage_zps089adf28.jpg Looking good on stage Graduated school Missable! Basically life-related unless you drop out, School has 12 grades (not sure if the same applies for different regions) school of course takes 12 years to complete with each grade progressively getting more, and more difficult. If you aren't the brightest flower in the patch, you will struggle (like me). Just do the best you can to make it through school, after receiving your diploma you will get this. If you drop out of school you will not get this, failing a grade will not affect how you get this. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/8-ILikeThis_zps1721c71b.jpg I like this! Found a hobby Life-related you will eventually find something you enjoy in life, after finding a hobby this will be yours http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/9-TheSkyisGrey_zpsdc9d81ed.jpg The sky is grey Became saddened or depressed for the first time Life-related as a human, you will experience human feelings, and one of them is sadness, at one point in life you will be depressed or saddened. (Hopefully the ding will cheer you up.) http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/10-WorkingHardErDay_zps46f17fca.jpg Working hard Er' day Obtained a job for the first time Life-related you will find a job sometime during your life, and you will get this. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/11-IfeelOldReallyOld_zps35cfb3bb.jpg I feel old, really old Reached age 30 See "Wise and Proud" http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/12-WiseandProud_zps8c2421e6.jpg Wise and Proud Reached age 60 This will be one of the last life trophies you will get this at age 60, which for most of us, is very far away. Life acomplisment trophies: http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/13-HeythereGoodLookin_zps7748189d.jpg Hey there good looking. Entered a relationship During life you will most likely enter a relationship at some point, very few people never do, but many do so there's a very low chance that you WON'T get this, I can't really give any tips on how to enter since I'm a male, and can't give insider from a female viewpoint. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/14-NewWheels_zps1201d769.jpg New wheels Bought your first automobile At some point in life you will be able to get this, cars are expensive, but you will eventually be able to afford one, and after you purchase it you will get this. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/15-JustMarried_zps520cc22a.jpg Just married Got married Missable!Most people get married at some point, very few don't, it doesn't matter who you marry or what gender you marry, you will get this when you are married, congrats. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/16-ItsA_zpsa07d2f22.jpg It's a..... Had a child Missable! If you are married to someone and have a kid you will have this, it doesn't matter if you adopt or actually have a kid, you will get this. This is missable, if you choose not to, but it doesn't matter, it's your decision. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/17-EnjoyYourStay_zps3e80bbda.jpg Enjoy your stay! Obtained a home. You will most likely get this during your lifetime, you will get this after entering your new home. Note: This will not unlock if you rent an apartment, you must purchase a home or anything that you call "home". http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/18-NeverWorkedaDayinMyLife_zps619017c8.jpg Never worked a day in my life Found a sustainable career Highly Missable! This is similar to "Working hard Er' day" except with a twist, you must find a job that you call your "Job", and you are proud to have that job. It doesn't necessarily have to be a job you love, but it has to at least be a job that keeps you going, and makes your life better, if you do that you will get this. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/19-ThatsMyAdventure_zps9f4ce355.jpg That's my adventure Fulfilled your desires Missable! This basically means that you have completed everything that you have dreamed about, maybe a vacation, or a journey to wherever you wanted to go. Basically if you fulfill your life goals, this trophy is yours, and it only applies to you. You will get this when you know your life is complete. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/20-JustaScratch_zps0b12beef.jpg Just a scratch Broke a bone Missable! Some people never break a bone, but most will at some point, upon breaking a bone you will get this. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/21-CloseCall_zpsb21d24c0.jpg Close call Escaped a scary situation Now this doesn't necessarily mean you have to be held at gunpoint or anything like that, but during life you will find yourself in at least one scary situation or un-comfortable situation. You will get this during life, without a doubt http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/22-ProudtobeMe_zps3c858075.jpg Proud to be me! Found your inner self During life you eventually find who you are, your likings, your interests, and your inner personality. So this is virtually unmissable, unless of course you try to change yourself just to fit in. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/John_Robicheau/quopi/23-INeedABeerorTwo_zps9da7943a.jpgI need a beer, or two... Became stressed for the first time. During life at some point you will get this, we all get stressed out at some point. Edited March 6, 2014 by quopi New Trophy Images Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quopi Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) comment the trophies you've earned so far! And please leave feedback, I want to make a career in writing, and feedback will be very much appreciated! I hope you guys like the guide! Thanks to: JohnnyTrucker For the new trophy Images! Edited March 6, 2014 by quopi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warbear Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 This is so awesome! It's a very creative idea. You made me laugh while I read some of the trophy names. I like how Just Married is a missable trophy. Such a great idea to do something like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuffinz Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I'm missing two golds til I get the plat. Reach age 60 and Get Married lol Good stuff. Very creative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langy900 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I love this! Great job very creative. Will there be DLC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetberg Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If that's how you conceive 'The Life' then I will most likely not 'plat' it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quopi Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) This is so awesome! It's a very creative idea. You made me laugh while I read some of the trophy names. I like how Just Married is a missable trophy. Such a great idea to do something like this. Glad you like it and thanks! I'm missing two golds til I get the plat. Reach age 60 and Get Married lol Good stuff. Very creative Thanks tuffmuff! Your like my PST idol so I'm really glad you like it. I love this! Great job very creative. Will there be DLC? Thank you very much, I worked so hard on this and it means a lot that you like it! And no I'm not going to be adding DLC, or else I would've reserved a post, but there isn't any need anyway, life doesn't need DLC lol If that's how you conceive 'The Life' then I will most likely not 'plat' it. It's how I perceive it, not how you might, the guide isn't meant to be an actual guide through life, I made it for humor, and to maybe give perception about how to live life, but I'm not trying to make you go against your free will to follow this guide. Edited February 15, 2014 by quopi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-Easy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If that's how you conceive 'The Life' then I will most likely not 'plat' it. Same here, this life seems made up, its like what people tell you what you should want out of life. I'm going to have a low % on this 'game.' Don't mean to be the Debbie Downer but I don't like this list. Its like it was made up in a 1950s advertising board room. I'm surprised there was no requirements to have a white picket fence on the house or to have 2.5 children. Where are the trophies for first threesome or for blacking out drunk/high and waking up somehow not in jail, or for celebrating she's not pregnant (or if you're the girl then you're not preggers)? Where's the trophy for for being devious and letting your hair down just once, following you're primal urges and giving in to what makes you human? This seems like the life millions of miserable people have now. No thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quopi Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 Same here, this life seems made up, its like what people tell you what you should want out of life. I'm going to have a low % on this 'game.' Don't mean to be the Debbie Downer but I don't like this list. Its like it was made up in a 1950s advertising board room. I'm surprised there was no requirements to have a white picket fence on the house or to have 2.5 children. Where are the trophies for first threesome or for blacking out drunk/high and waking up somehow not in jail, or for celebrating she's not pregnant (or if you're the girl then you're not preggers)? Where's the trophy for for being devious and letting your hair down just once, following you're primal urges and giving in to what makes you human? This seems like the life millions of miserable people have now. No thank you. I'm sorry I didn't really captivate the whole meaning of life, but think about it if I added all you could do in life as a trophy there would be 1,000's of possibilities, besides, I'm only 14, I haven't really lived life to the fullest yet, so I wrote this guide based off how I viewed my life, not like other people's perspective. I just thought I could shed a few laughs that's all, I hope you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-Easy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Aww you're 14. Great now I feel like an as... poo poo head . Come back to this thread in 8-12 years after 'life' has its way with you and then you will see where I'm coming from. Until then stop playing all those M rated games, and uhh stay in school and um... take your vitamins and say no to drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetberg Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I'm sorry I didn't really captivate the whole meaning of life, but think about it if I added all you could do in life as a trophy there would be 1,000's of possibilities, besides, I'm only 14, I haven't really lived life to the fullest yet, so I wrote this guide based off how I viewed my life, not like other people's perspective. I just thought I could shed a few laughs that's all, I hope you understand. It's a good list, albeit 'generic' as M-Easy said but I did smile at some trophies description just because I was thinking about what I did so far with my life. I won't finish this list but I hope you will and get this shinny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quopi Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) Aww you're 14. Great now I feel like an as... poo poo head . Come back to this thread in 8-12 years after 'life' has its way with you and then you will see where I'm coming from. Until then stop playing all those M rated games, and uhh stay in school and um... take your vitamins and say no to drugs. Ha No worries It's a good list, albeit 'generic' as M-Easy said but I did smile at some trophies description just because I was thinking about what I did so far with my life. I won't finish this list but I hope you will and get this shinny . thanks for the motivation, but it'll be a while before I get this plat haha. P.S Amazing completion ratio! Edited February 21, 2014 by quopi I felt stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solstice Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Aside from the unmissable trophies, I think I will have 0% on this game. Very creative and funny though, good job If you were to make an actual list of trophies for life though, I'm sure it would easily exceed 1000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godhand2k Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 This is just a little proof that imagination and creativity has no limits. I really liked this analogy. Very cleaver and funny list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuroBlade Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Haha this is awesome! Damn I need 11 more! Not sure I'll get the plat cause of this trophy: Just a scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngoBlaze Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Nice list, I already have 14 of these trophies. One thing I would point out is that a lot more of these life trophies are missable. Such as getting a drivers licence/car as not eveyone learns to drive. Also I'd say graduating and getting a job are also missable. Sadly there are people who just live off benefits their entire lives. Definitely release some dlc trophies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honda hoe Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 LOL Love this list Very creative But ur list has more than 6 "missable" trophies tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyFistHole Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Any ladies out there that want to boost some of these trophies with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metdevil Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Ugh I hate it when devs are too lazy to make individual trophy tiles I'm two away from the plat Reach age 60 and buy a house. I'll see you guys in 37 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prozendaal Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 It's a very creative idea. Congrats. I think the devs should look at changing the trophy requirements for Enjoy your stay!; renting a home should count. After all, you're renting a house but it soon becomes your home. I have a few questions though. No secret trophies? Does choosing to play more difficult modes (such as Developing World mode) affect trophy difficulty? I have a feeling it would. Perhaps your guide should reflect that a lot of these trophies can only be earned on multiplayer? And some peripherals may be required for certain trophies. One that comes to mind is you may need a ring for Just married. And has the Las Vegas glitch for Just married been patched yet? That's all that comes to mind atm. But otherwise it's a great idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Soze Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 It looks like I'm at 21/25. I need to get married, have a kid and reach age 60 for the plat. I think I'm just going to put this back on the shelf though. I'm in no rush to get any of those. Anyone know what the trade in value is on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danc Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Haha nice read, i'm on 12/25, I hope no trophies glitch on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanoa Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I'm currently working once more on "Looking good on stage" i stopped working on it for 6 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreativeRhino Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 This is a brilliant idea, really made me laugh. I'd say i'd have under half of those. It's a little like the sims isn't it haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze Naruto Shippuden Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) Nice work, was fun reading this. Have 16 out of 25 of those trophies. Edited February 15, 2014 by Blaze Naruto Shippuden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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