kissmyscythe Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 So what's some of your alls favorite lines from the game? One of my favorites is where you rip the monsters torso off and the mask says,"Ohh,a twist top."I also like,"2x4 handy,lets do some fuckin carpentry''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamSanchez Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Don't recall the exact quote, but I remember after battling a group of creatures, the mask said "Tell me, how many guys can you beat off at the same time?". Got a laugh out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velo214 Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 yeah, lol, handjob dungeon and im getting head are pretty funny. I also like the meta ones like 'this is why we got the M rating' or 'you always kill people in video games' lol. or the ones about rick getting with the guy cheating on jenny, omg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood_Runs_Cold Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 There are a lot of great ones, but my favorite was when the masks yells: "Life's a bitch.. And I hate bitches!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eye Beams Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 yeah, lol, I also like the meta ones like 'this is why we got the M rating' +1 "See, this is the kind of s__t that got us an M-rating" But yeah, this game (or the Mask) has a lot of witty comments... so does UC2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a558Ra1N Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 chop chop chop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haseo106 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 "This shit got the us the M rating" => One of the funniest quote ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicMegacolon Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 "Kinda feels like everything we meet wants to eat us, huh? Good times, man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The JaynSaw Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Seriously... i've never met a clown i didnt want to beat the shit out off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpionsflame Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 "Look i'm gettin head"Or "she doesn't have to die" (****in love that quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAVE_ME.222 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 "Let me put it like this: You are fucked!" FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicMegacolon Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I can't get enough of this damn game. "And then you squeeze the jelly ouuuuuuuut!" Rick: Ow, that hurt Mask: I'm sorry, did your vagina just say something? Rick: Good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyscythe Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 Rick: Ow, that hurt Mask: I'm sorry, did your vagina just say something? Rick: Good times... Lol, I almost forgot about that one.I alos like when you get your arm ripped off the first time and Rick is screaming and the mask is like you fuckin pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliott Gill Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 HOW YOU DOING BOB? I've got that as my ring tone. I love the terror mask. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taliesin2943 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 i cant believe no one put the line where the mask asks rick what hes listining to and rick casually starts naming bands that have music in the game and when he gets to goat whore the mask is all " fuck i love goat whore, wait nvm u ment the band i thought ...... nvm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTheBravex Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 I'm not your momma assshooooooOoOooOle XD Just the way he says Asshole is hysterical to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backlash24 Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 The carpentry line is definitely my favourite in the game, but as noted above -- there are so many great one liners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEVILRYUUJIN Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 "hey, are you ok? if dead then you're useless to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Cloud Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I can't just pick one, are you insane?! lol Every line that was posted here is my favorite. I just wish that I knew how to rip audio files from the game (I could on PS2 games), since I would SO have them on my computer for this or that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxasfan300 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 When the mask says "Show him why we call it.... Splatterhouse". Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wollow Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Check this out: Quotes - Splatterhouse Wiki I would go for: "Oh, goat whore? Fuck me, I love goat whore - oh wait, nevermind...- You mean the band - oh sorry, I thought you meant...nevermind." -Terror Mask when the player stands still for a while (this one is rare to hear) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilightdragon Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 "For a dick, your such a pussy". That's my favorite quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonMacabre Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 "Look, I'm getting head!" Always classy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpadesOfDarkness Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) Seeing as how I love the Terror Mask's comments, I'm going to list the ones I liked the most. "Jes-us Rick; get it together. First sign of blood and you're already crying like a school girl. For a dick you are such a pussy." "Wait, wait, wait! I know this guy! Yeah, we are screwed." "I'm sorry. Did your vagina just say something?" "Hey, your nutsack's not fused to your chin right? I consider that a successful trip." "You see that? That's the kind of shit that got us an M-Rating." "What are you doing? Oooh, Dr. West. It's so big!" "I ain't your mama, asshooooole!" "Tell me, how many guys can you beat off at the same time?" "You once told Jen that you would love her until the end of the world. It's time to prove it Rick. The end of the world is coming." "Nice action. After watching you work that...I'm assuming you spend a lot of lonely nights on the Internet." "If the good Lord Jesus is planning on coming back, he's got about 20 minutes." I have to remember some of these quotes for when I go to school. Edited April 14, 2012 by SpadesOfDarkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RooKi3 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 "The first sight of blood you're crying like a schoolgirl; for a dick you are such a pussy" haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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