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This game has a lot of great one liners and jokes, which were your favorites?

 

Mines was probably when Juliet asked Nick what his favorite color was and he said "Blue, no green, I fucked up, it's yellow"

 

I also liked the one where Cordelia first meets Nick and she said how it must be awesome not to gain weight being just a head and food would fall out of your neck and Juliet said "O-M-G Then i wouldn't look as gross and fat as I am now" and another one where Nick asked "Where do all the rainbows come from out of your saw when you kill zombies?" "From Awesome!" :D

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I also liked the one where Cordelia first meets Nick and she said how it must be awesome not to gain weight being just a head and food would fall out of your neck and Juliet said "O-M-G Then i wouldn't look as gross and fat as I am now"

 

I found it hilarious that Juliet thinks she's fat. Typical teenage girl insecurities.

 

Another one: "You're like a kitten, Nick. A kitten that doesn't speak Japanese."

 

Really loved Tara Strong in this game. She made Juliet so charming.

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Was gonna start a thread like this myself. There were a number of great one liners, although some were hard to hear.

 

A few of my favorites;

 

Nick Quotes

"man, I haven't felt this spacey since the time father O'Malley roofied me" (after the magic mushroom in the farm stage)

"this guys more grabby than father O'Malley" (final boss battle when he grabs you in his hand)

 

Zombie Quote

"noooo, I can get this Katy Perry song out of my head...what a horrible way to die" (named fireman zombie on rooftop in stadium stage)

 

Probably my favorite was in the farm stage, about half way through, where you do the pole dance spin

Juliet "i just stepped in cow shit again...it's everywhere"

Nick "I know, it's like a set from a German porn movie"

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LMAO! yes, that Katy Perry quote was funny! the kitten one too lol

 

I also like one where Juliet asked Nick if he wanted to have babies, and he said he couldn't in his condition and she said they could magically grow babies but there would be a 50% chance they would be cannibals lol

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My favorite is when Zed says: "London is calling. And they say you're a whore!". It's my favorite because anyone who listens to The Clash will get this reference. Then again, I love almost everything he says. I also loved it when he said, "You think that hurts me? I just jizzed a little!".

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A lot of comments in this game made me laugh. I'm not sure if I'm wording it correctly but another funny quote which was said by Nick about one of the Stage 2 zombie cheerleader was this: "Agnes used to be so hot, now she's got an intestine dangling from her vagina." There's also another line from Stage 2 at the beginning. For some reason when the zombie football player grunts: "Ten hut, ten butt fuck." I always laugh.:D

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Right at the beginning when Juliet says something like "I'm late already, on my birthday, stupid...gross...undead...douchebags!"

 

Or when her little sister calls her to tell her about the new puppy she just found and how much she loves it, but then she says "oh never mind, the fucking thing just ran away" or something. She's annoying but she's got some excellent quotes. "Oh fuckballs" :D

 

Or Juliet's quote "Viking brains are good for the complexion".

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Nick:

 

"We're being Punk'd right? When's Ashton Kutcher gonna pop out"

 

"Juliet does not know how limber my tongue is"

 

There's a few more great ones but I can't remember them all. The one about sneaking Nick into the theatre so they could get in for free and Nick replies "That hardly makes up for it" lol. Or when Juliet says she does pole dancing naked for less wind resistance and Nich replies "well... uhm.. uh.. uhmm"

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I like when Juliet goes "What the Dick?!" the first time & find I am saying it in my normal irl speech.

 

The Kitten quote is another fun one.

 

And the one when Dad/gideon meets Nick for the first time (stage 4 beginning) & says something to the effect of 'not seeing him shoot chupacrabas with your tongue' to which Juliet then replies 'Oh no Daddy, Nick's tongue is really limber'.

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Juliet: "DON'T GET RACIST ON COWS, NICK!"

 

Hahaha YES! This was the one that I found the funniest.

 

"Don't be racist against cows Nick!".

 

This game is really fun and has some great one-liners. Too bad the critical response was pretty bad. IGN only gave it a 5.5/10 or something. I would give it at least a 7.5 or 8. I had a blast playing this game.

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Nick says something like "Whoa, it's gone all commodore 64 on us".

 

Micheal Rosenbaum was great as Nick. He really helped make this game fun.

 

I liked the quote at the beginning of the gondola, "I hope those guys down there aren't staring at my pink butt". Unfortunately, after 20 times on that damn level it got a bit much.

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Nick: "BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY!"

 

Nick: "Ever had a space cake, Juliet?"

Juliet: "Mmm, a Ding Dong! Yes!"

Nick: "No, no...like a pot brownie."

Juliet: "No way, I would never do drugs!"

Nick: "Me neither."

Juliet: "Gross!"

Nick: "Right! I have no idea what a space cake is like. It totally doesn't remind of the way I feel right now at all."

 

Juliet: "What if you flew up in a helicopter over a horde of zombies and you saw they were standing in the shape of a smiley face emoticon?! OH MY GOD I WOULD LOVE THAT."

Nick: "Are you sure you haven't eaten a space cake?"

 

Those are my favorites.

 

Oh and....

 

Zed: "You think that hurts me? I just jizzed a little!"

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