Bestostero Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 This game has a lot of great one liners and jokes, which were your favorites? Mines was probably when Juliet asked Nick what his favorite color was and he said "Blue, no green, I fucked up, it's yellow" I also liked the one where Cordelia first meets Nick and she said how it must be awesome not to gain weight being just a head and food would fall out of your neck and Juliet said "O-M-G Then i wouldn't look as gross and fat as I am now" and another one where Nick asked "Where do all the rainbows come from out of your saw when you kill zombies?" "From Awesome!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinkynoah Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I also liked the one where Cordelia first meets Nick and she said how it must be awesome not to gain weight being just a head and food would fall out of your neck and Juliet said "O-M-G Then i wouldn't look as gross and fat as I am now" I found it hilarious that Juliet thinks she's fat. Typical teenage girl insecurities. Another one: "You're like a kitten, Nick. A kitten that doesn't speak Japanese." Really loved Tara Strong in this game. She made Juliet so charming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diskdocx Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Was gonna start a thread like this myself. There were a number of great one liners, although some were hard to hear. A few of my favorites; Nick Quotes "man, I haven't felt this spacey since the time father O'Malley roofied me" (after the magic mushroom in the farm stage) "this guys more grabby than father O'Malley" (final boss battle when he grabs you in his hand) Zombie Quote "noooo, I can get this Katy Perry song out of my head...what a horrible way to die" (named fireman zombie on rooftop in stadium stage) Probably my favorite was in the farm stage, about half way through, where you do the pole dance spin Juliet "i just stepped in cow shit again...it's everywhere" Nick "I know, it's like a set from a German porn movie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bestostero Posted June 28, 2012 Author Share Posted June 28, 2012 LMAO! yes, that Katy Perry quote was funny! the kitten one too lol I also like one where Juliet asked Nick if he wanted to have babies, and he said he couldn't in his condition and she said they could magically grow babies but there would be a 50% chance they would be cannibals lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpadesOfDarkness Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) My favorite is when Zed says: "London is calling. And they say you're a whore!". It's my favorite because anyone who listens to The Clash will get this reference. Then again, I love almost everything he says. I also loved it when he said, "You think that hurts me? I just jizzed a little!". Edited June 28, 2012 by SpadesOfDarkness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) A lot of comments in this game made me laugh. I'm not sure if I'm wording it correctly but another funny quote which was said by Nick about one of the Stage 2 zombie cheerleader was this: "Agnes used to be so hot, now she's got an intestine dangling from her vagina." There's also another line from Stage 2 at the beginning. For some reason when the zombie football player grunts: "Ten hut, ten butt fuck." I always laugh. Edited June 28, 2012 by Tiberius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukezordz Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Haven't heard them all yet but a few of my personal favourites are: "Man! Zombies suck dick at driving!" "Nummy, nummy, nummy flesh" "Whoever did this knew it was my birthday! We must be friends on Facebook..." This game cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackC8 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Right at the beginning when Juliet says something like "I'm late already, on my birthday, stupid...gross...undead...douchebags!" Or when her little sister calls her to tell her about the new puppy she just found and how much she loves it, but then she says "oh never mind, the fucking thing just ran away" or something. She's annoying but she's got some excellent quotes. "Oh fuckballs" Or Juliet's quote "Viking brains are good for the complexion". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry94_ Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) Nick: "We're being Punk'd right? When's Ashton Kutcher gonna pop out" "Juliet does not know how limber my tongue is" There's a few more great ones but I can't remember them all. The one about sneaking Nick into the theatre so they could get in for free and Nick replies "That hardly makes up for it" lol. Or when Juliet says she does pole dancing naked for less wind resistance and Nich replies "well... uhm.. uh.. uhmm" Edited June 28, 2012 by Harry94_ typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmsdq Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I burst out laughing when they called Zed a My Chemical Romance wannabe. xD And the references to Monty Python are great. "Sir knight, you have no legs!" Also, the Frankenberries reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wookiemonster Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I like when Juliet goes "What the Dick?!" the first time & find I am saying it in my normal irl speech. The Kitten quote is another fun one. And the one when Dad/gideon meets Nick for the first time (stage 4 beginning) & says something to the effect of 'not seeing him shoot chupacrabas with your tongue' to which Juliet then replies 'Oh no Daddy, Nick's tongue is really limber'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz-tek Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 When I heard "Whoa! Zombies suck dick at driving!" I knew I was going to be in for an ear full of bad mouth talking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cetra Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 (edited) Juliet: "DON'T GET RACIST AGAINST COWS, NICK!" Edited June 29, 2012 by Cetra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternalNinja0 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Juliet: "DON'T GET RACIST ON COWS, NICK!" Hahaha YES! This was the one that I found the funniest. "Don't be racist against cows Nick!". This game is really fun and has some great one-liners. Too bad the critical response was pretty bad. IGN only gave it a 5.5/10 or something. I would give it at least a 7.5 or 8. I had a blast playing this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManhoreUnleashed Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Zombie Quote "noooo, I can get this Katy Perry song out of my head...what a horrible way to die" (or maybe its just because my name is also paul) "I'm dying, and fat as fuck" (the fat farmer zombie) "I'm gonna rip out your taint!" (first crawling zombies in prologue) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nintendo64X Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 "Hay quit copping a feel with those zomberal hands, I DONT WANT A FINGER UP MY BUTT" Maybe im sick but out of all I heard so far I giggled...and I don't giggle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjxlo Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Nick says something like "Whoa, it's gone all commodore 64 on us". Micheal Rosenbaum was great as Nick. He really helped make this game fun. I liked the quote at the beginning of the gondola, "I hope those guys down there aren't staring at my pink butt". Unfortunately, after 20 times on that damn level it got a bit much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukezordz Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Juliet: Why don't you do some cheers? Nick: Rah rah, it sucks being a head, rah rah rah, fuck everything. How was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XavTrophies Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 "Shit muffins!" And I have to agree with Nick's favorite color quote lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slashGNR666 Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 (edited) "I fucked up, It's yellow." http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmsjxtrdF61qiz3j8o1_500.gif Edited July 4, 2012 by slashGNR666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conkervertex Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Nick: "BABA BOOEY! BABA BOOEY!" Nick: "Ever had a space cake, Juliet?" Juliet: "Mmm, a Ding Dong! Yes!" Nick: "No, no...like a pot brownie." Juliet: "No way, I would never do drugs!" Nick: "Me neither." Juliet: "Gross!" Nick: "Right! I have no idea what a space cake is like. It totally doesn't remind of the way I feel right now at all." Juliet: "What if you flew up in a helicopter over a horde of zombies and you saw they were standing in the shape of a smiley face emoticon?! OH MY GOD I WOULD LOVE THAT." Nick: "Are you sure you haven't eaten a space cake?" Those are my favorites. Oh and.... Zed: "You think that hurts me? I just jizzed a little!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBeens Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Juliet: 'The Zombie apocalypse sucks, but in a way it's kind of fun!' Nick: 'Oh yeah. I forgot how fun it was that all my friends are dead.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy1 81 Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Student from Stage 1: "I never thought I'd be saved by someone with such great tits" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowman Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 "I'm so gonna masturbate to you tonight" -Classmate from Stage 1 I say that all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I like the part in the arcade when Nick asks if he can ask something sensitive, and then says "My face is stuck in your butt, can you move it a little?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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