ClawinAtcha Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 So last night I'm in a situation which all of you can relate to: I'm trophy-hunting (ostensibly doing something constructive) while neglecting house-hold duties/chores (iow, being a worthless shitbag irl). And I wonder to myself... Would I be more productive if I could earn "trophies" for real life situations? So I thought to make this thread. Which could end up being really funny... or crashing into flames. This all depends on your participation. Here are a couple of examples. And since they are coming from me, they are admittedly lame. http://www.ps3trophies.org/forum/members/clawinatcha-albums-pictures-picture2546-a.jpgMount Sort-Me: You finally organized the pile of mail that has been accumulating for six months. http://www.ps3trophies.org/forum/members/clawinatcha-albums-pictures-picture2547-a.jpg Just turn your shirt inside-out: You did your monthly load of laundry Hopefully you see where I am going with this. Use your imagination... put icons with your trophies. Or don't. Come up with funny names for the trophies (I know there are a lot of you with a good sense of humor or wit). But basically list some "trophies" that you wish existed to give you an incentive to do things in real life. They can be as banal as household chores or an actual accomplishment like getting a raise at work or a 4.0 this semester, etc. Show me what you got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheung Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 These threads get stranger and stranger, but this one looks fun! I wonder what is the platinum for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstahl Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I wonder what is the platinum for life. Guess it'd have to be given after death for completing the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSD884 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 At last Lose your virginity Yo momma Insult your friends mom Eat my shit Eat some shit You at bastard Acumulate over 20000 chips eaten India Order your first curry Broken Break 5 bones in your body Whats wrong with you? Don't play PS3 for one WHOLE week Life You have successfully completed life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake_357 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 GAME OVER-Get married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 If it's brown, it goes down... Flush the toilet for the first time I have a boo-boo Get hospitalised for the first time That's all I can think of at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake_357 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 A For Effort Have a failed sex attempt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSD884 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Look what you did Kill your mother-in-law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSD884 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Doggy 69 Successfully complete all sex positions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Man's best friend Get your first dog! They said it was like Call of Duty Sign up for the Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockets Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 lmao some of those have already been awesome:D I'm sure i will come back with some of my own! *Nice thread idea* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake_357 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 ROFLOLCOPTER-While in a intoxicated state lick your friends dogs nutsack for 73 cents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee_ Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Eat Bacon Eat Bacon Reach Enlightenment By Eating Bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Eat Bacon Eat Bacon Reach Enlightenment By Eating Bacon You know what, that should be the whole trophy set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee_ Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 You know what, that should be the whole trophy set. Oh, it is. Bacon - The meaning and the question to life. Not 42. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The crimsn chin Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 (S)Poor choice... - Change political parties or religions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClawinAtcha Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 At last Lose your virginity Thank you for helping to get the ball rolling!! More: Fortune Nookie You scored with an Asian chick Photo Finish You successfully pinched off a dookie until you made it to the bathroom And back to things I need to do... Back to School, Fool You finally scheduled the traffic course required to get the points taken off your license Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Phantom_89 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Prodical Son You have a son Daddy's Girl You have a daughter Life Begins At 40... Reach 40 years old Half Century Reach 50 years old O.A.P Reach at least 65 years old Centurion Reach 100 years old Time Well Spent Spend a total of 1 year playing on your PS3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 (edited) First Round Draft Pick- Sign up for Rec Soccer(Football). Always remember you first.....- Take the field for you first game..... GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!- Score your first goal! Are you blind?!?!- Have it overturned by a ref who clearly was more concerned with that highschool girl's ass than the game, so him overturning your joyous moment is a load of shit........(yay for longest trophy description!). Edited September 10, 2009 by Pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySupreme Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 A For Effort Have a failed sex attempt ...Failed sex attempt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheung Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 ...Failed sex attempt? Long story with this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnReAL Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Fitness Freak Exercise for at least 10 hours straight. Couch Potato Play a video game for at least 10 hours straight. Busted For REAL First time being detained or arrested. Look Ma, No Hands! Successfully drive a car for 10 minutes while using a cell phone. 1st Base Make out with someone. Don't Bring It, Don't Sing It Organize a gang fight. Sticky Fingers Shoplift from any local store. Smarty-Pants Obtain a degree. Home-Wrecker Cause a couple to get divorced by having an affair. Demon Seed Father a child. Lived To Tell About It... Survive a near-death experience & discover the meaning of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyhasselhoff Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 BOOZE IT UP Attend Mardi Gras, Spring Break in Cancun or Oktoberfest in Germany for the first time TIME TO MOVE OUT Graduate high school BEND OVER AND TAKE IT Buy your first car on your own without your parents help THOUGHT I WAS SMARTER NOW Buy your second car and think you know more than the seasoned salesman PEE WEES PLAYHOUSE Go to an adult novelty store for the first time THREES NOT A CROWD Have your first threesome STACEYS MOM Have sex with your best friends mom (you can be either a guy or girl for this one......girl is sexier LOL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake_357 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 ...Failed sex attempt? you know,just something goes wrong while your tryn to get some and it totally kills the mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I made a thread awhile ago about what I think a trophy list for life would be like. http://www.ps3trophies.org/forum/general-off-topic/9055-life-trophies-what-have-you-earned.html#post101888 Another few good ones would be What.. are you doing? Dress up in a gorilla costume and dance in a public mall. I'm ready Do it with 2 Women at the same time! You rock! Are you Jesus? Do it with 5+ Women at the same time. You have become Jesus Get it on with 10+ Women at the same time. ^Those are stackable Yes We Can Shake hands with Barrack Obama (Viral trophy) No We Can't Shake hands with George Bush (Not Viral) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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