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Trophies for Real Life Activities/Accomplishments/Challenges etc.


ClawinAtcha

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So last night I'm in a situation which all of you can relate to: I'm trophy-hunting (ostensibly doing something constructive) while neglecting house-hold duties/chores (iow, being a worthless shitbag irl). And I wonder to myself... Would I be more productive if I could earn "trophies" for real life situations?

 

So I thought to make this thread. Which could end up being really funny... or crashing into flames. This all depends on your participation. :D

 

Here are a couple of examples. And since they are coming from me, they are admittedly lame.

 

http://www.ps3trophies.org/forum/members/clawinatcha-albums-pictures-picture2546-a.jpg(B)Mount Sort-Me: You finally organized the pile of mail that has been accumulating for six months.

 

http://www.ps3trophies.org/forum/members/clawinatcha-albums-pictures-picture2547-a.jpg (B) Just turn your shirt inside-out: You did your monthly load of laundry

 

Hopefully you see where I am going with this. Use your imagination... put icons with your trophies. Or don't. Come up with funny names for the trophies (I know there are a lot of you with a good sense of humor or wit). But basically list some "trophies" that you wish existed to give you an incentive to do things in real life. They can be as banal as household chores or an actual accomplishment like getting a raise at work or a 4.0 this semester, etc.

 

Show me what you got.:cool:

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(B) At last

Lose your virginity

 

Thank you for helping to get the ball rolling!!

 

 

More:

 

(S) Fortune Nookie

You scored with an Asian chick

 

(B) Photo Finish

You successfully pinched off a dookie until you made it to the bathroom

 

And back to things I need to do... :(

 

(B) Back to School, Fool

You finally scheduled the traffic course required to get the points taken off your license

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(B) First Round Draft Pick- Sign up for Rec Soccer(Football). :)

 

(B) Always remember you first.....- Take the field for you first game..... :cool:

 

(B) GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!- Score your first goal! :D

 

(B) Are you blind?!?!- Have it overturned by a ref who clearly was more concerned with that highschool girl's ass than the game, so him overturning your joyous moment is a load of shit........(yay for longest trophy description!). :mad:

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(B)Fitness Freak

Exercise for at least 10 hours straight.

 

(B)Couch Potato

Play a video game for at least 10 hours straight.

 

(B)Busted For REAL

First time being detained or arrested.

 

(B)Look Ma, No Hands!

Successfully drive a car for 10 minutes while using a cell phone.

 

(S)1st Base

Make out with someone.

 

(S)Don't Bring It, Don't Sing It

Organize a gang fight.

 

(S)Sticky Fingers

Shoplift from any local store.

 

(G)Smarty-Pants

Obtain a degree.

 

(G)Home-Wrecker

Cause a couple to get divorced by having an affair.

 

(G)Demon Seed

Father a child.

 

(P)Lived To Tell About It...

Survive a near-death experience & discover the meaning of life.

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(B)BOOZE IT UP

Attend Mardi Gras, Spring Break in Cancun or Oktoberfest in Germany for the first time

 

(B)TIME TO MOVE OUT

Graduate high school

 

(B)BEND OVER AND TAKE IT

Buy your first car on your own without your parents help

 

(S)THOUGHT I WAS SMARTER NOW

Buy your second car and think you know more than the seasoned salesman

 

(B)PEE WEES PLAYHOUSE

Go to an adult novelty store for the first time

 

(G)THREES NOT A CROWD

Have your first threesome

 

(G)STACEYS MOM

Have sex with your best friends mom (you can be either a guy or girl for this one......girl is sexier LOL)

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I made a thread awhile ago about what I think a trophy list for life would be like.

 

http://www.ps3trophies.org/forum/general-off-topic/9055-life-trophies-what-have-you-earned.html#post101888

 

Another few good ones would be

 

(S)What.. are you doing?

Dress up in a gorilla costume and dance in a public mall.

 

(B)I'm ready

Do it with 2 Women at the same time! You rock!

 

(S)Are you Jesus?

Do it with 5+ Women at the same time.

 

(G)You have become Jesus

Get it on with 10+ Women at the same time.

 

^Those are stackable :cool:

 

(B)Yes We Can

Shake hands with Barrack Obama (Viral trophy)

 

(G)No We Can't

Shake hands with George Bush (Not Viral)

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