Kahalachan Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 (edited) Professor Layton: "Give a game company money to take an IQ test. Don't you feel like a genius now?" Super Street Fighter IV: "After 10 years, it's still projectile if they're far and anti air if they jump. Such depth." Dark Souls: "Gaming's equivalent of reciting pi to the 10,000th digit and starting all over if you mess up at the 9,999th digit. How fun." Skyrim: "Come home from working to your house and wife and then take a break by spending hours doing stuff for gold, getting married, and sleeping in your house. You idiot" Uncharted: "15 hour long movie. But not as boring as it sounds. Cause you push buttons to jump." Edited March 7, 2012 by Kahalachan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totoyeahwhat Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Well why would i write bad things about games I like? I don't understand the TC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahalachan Posted March 7, 2012 Author Share Posted March 7, 2012 Well why would i write bad things about games I like? I don't understand the TC Humor. Being the opposite of a fanboy and showing the ability to criticize stuff you like. The same sort of fun that goes into teasing our friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totoyeahwhat Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Humor. Being the opposite of a fanboy and showing the ability to criticize stuff you like. The same sort of fun that goes into teasing our friends. Well I don't have the creativity to make funny sentences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Fusion Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Metal Gear Solid - Konami forgot to make a game, and tried to make a cg movie. Final Fantasy 7 - 3 disks, and the story still made no sense. Zone of the Enders - Little kids sitting in the junk of some giant robot...that cockpit was a bit too happy about it. Skyrim - The distance you throw the disc when it crashes on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peabob_ Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Assassins Creed Revelations: I'm too lazy to stab someone so I'll get someone else to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crealkllr Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Well I don't have the creativity to make funny sentences HAHA. Oh wait, you wasnt being funny? Lego Rock Band: Pretending to be in a band, but enjoy the look of legos mimicking me Sports Champions: Too lazy to go outside, but will play table tennis and Frisbee for fun Zumba Fitness: My excuse for playing this is to get exercise, although all i do is lie around and wave the controller left and right. Xmen destiny: A really fun game, if you like to just press/spam over and over again. *those titles were the most recent played, will return when i have different titles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackfalc0n Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Heavy Rain - I suck at real life so I'll just control someone else's and get one of their sons killed and the other kidnapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdrama Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 Not exactly the creative type but some of these are really amusing. This also works for every HD collection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsnotmyuncle Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Ratchet and Clank: "Out of bullets? TRY SHEEP!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyc138 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 (edited) Heavy Rain: "My sons drowning in a hole somewhere... but this Madison chick is pretty fucking hot :o" God of War: "Who knew somebody that wore Jesus sandals could be such a badass" Final Fantasy XIII: "Linear gameplay and corny ass dialogue that sounds like it was written by a teenage girl. Typical FF script for you though :rolleyes:" Skyrim: "Nothing quite like having to restart my 100+ hour journey three times just to prove I'm Dragonborn" Edited March 8, 2012 by joeyc138 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aishar Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Ninja Giden Sigma Plus - yet somehow tiny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oversoul53 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Batman: Arkham City: "carry psychopath's body, leave hot chick to rot." Darksiders: "let's make the Bible fun!" inFAMOUS: "electric powers makes your legs unbreakable." Twisted Metal: "if you value your controller, don't play this game." Final Fantasy XIII-2: "you will just LOVE the ending... we promise" Mass Effect 2: "inter-species sex is ok if they speak English" Shadow of the Colossus: "virtual horse riding has never been so relaxing..." Portal 2: "......... ok, I got nothing :p" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverySegaw Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Assassin's Creed: "The world is possibly going to end. Now I want you to sit in this virtual reality chair for a while and watch what your ancestors did." Uncharted: "In this movie, everyone has the ability to climb like monkeys. And it's okay, killing hundreds of goons is everyday shit in the life of Nolan North." Resistance: "Oh look. These magic vials of green goo make me healthy! And somehow I can magically summon any weapon I want from my magic 'weapon wheel!'" Kingdom Hearts: "Before we end the trilogy, you need to understand what is really going on by playing these 10 side games we are going to give you." Call of Duty: "Stand in line at midnight, pull out your ID, buy the game, get on the multiplayer, and realize that 12-year-old kid that was at the store with his mom is in your lobby." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xneoangel Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Final Fantasy XIII-2: "you will just LOVE the ending... we promise" ^Epic! xD God of War 3: "I'm bored of all this killing, maybe i should go and have some fun with aphrodite if you know what i mean " 3D Dot Game Heroes: "Hey! Hey! Listen! I'm Zelda for hipsters" Demon's/Dark Souls: "Let me throw an invader at you, you haven't died enough times today" Uncharted: "That pole is NOT going to fall, i'm not predictable at all... oh look the pole fell i'm sure that you would have never guessed it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahalachan Posted March 8, 2012 Author Share Posted March 8, 2012 Batman: Arkham City: "carry psychopath's body, leave hot chick to rot." Hah hah I never thought of this. Zumba Fitness: My excuse for playing this is to get exercise, although all i do is lie around and wave the controller left and right. For Zumba someone on my facebook posted this. Hah hah. http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/64895_357339080966366_174207815946161_1072094_1461258677_n.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crealkllr Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Hah hah I never thought of this. For Zumba someone on my facebook posted this. Hah hah. http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/64895_357339080966366_174207815946161_1072094_1461258677_n.jpg Lol Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker: I am a super spy / mercenary, and although i have all these cool toys, my support can only afford to send me a cardboard box with some curry. Oh and if the enemy is looking for you, they wont think to look under a pink cardboard box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackC8 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Final Fantasy XIII: "We realize that most gamers have never pressed the X button before, so we'll have you practice that for about 5 hours before we introduce anything more complex." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakugan Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 (edited) Vanquish "I never thought sliding my rocket ass through shiny floors makes my ass sparkles" Edited March 8, 2012 by Shakugan typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoaringEagle23 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 L.A. Noire - Super-star detective solves cases flawlessly; leaves fingerprints on everything. Metal Gear Solid 4 - The ultimate spy that cannot be caught; yells "Sunlight!" to recharge ray gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coop Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 L.A. Noire - Super-star detective solves cases flawlessly; leaves fingerprints on everything. L.A. Noire - Phelps yells at everything loudly to see its response, then agrees the suspect is telling the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackfalc0n Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Portal 2 - because placing a bunch of Portals is fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry94_ Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 GTAIV - Crash car, fly out the windscreen and slam head into wall, get back up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blake307 Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 God of War: "This goes to show you even gods are killable." Dynasty Warriors: "These soldiers are just like an army of ants waiting to be slaughtered" Assassins Creed Brotherhood: "When you have fellow assassins on your side, there is no need to take out the target yourself." Yakuza series: "Besides beating up low life thugs, my hobbies range from bowling, darts, Pool, Golf, batting cages, Table tennis, and my favorite, dating hostesses at the hostess clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daydreamer Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Assassin's Creed Revelations: (he's) getting old Uncharted 3: the enemies are so hot, they're on fire. Journey: hands and arms not required Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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