Kaero Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 The game has a lot of dialogue, What are your favorite quotes? mine are: "the city is amaaaaaazing! Did you know I watched someone get mugged? Right there, in front of my house. It was fascinating!" also I laughed when Hawke said, "It's a trap" in Act 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kensredemption Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Fenris: So, who's Bianca? Varric: Bianca's my crossbow. Fenris: I know, but was she named after someone? Varric: No. Marribelle was taken. Fenris: The way you fondle her is rather odd. Varric: Hey, I'm a perfect gentleman. In public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christophermicheal Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 (edited) Men are only good for one thing. Women are good for at least 6. that has got to be my fave so far. The second would have to be that thing with Varric, Isabella and the whole fingers through the hair thing. Edited March 12, 2011 by christophermicheal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto69 Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Men are only good for one thing. Women are good for at least 6. that has got to be my fave so far. The second would have to be that thing with Varric, Isabella and the whole fingers through the hair thing. These are behind the scenes dialog between two , like the 1st one. Isabella always says this. "if we kill them we get there stuff" I like Isabella's lines best so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShieldWarden Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "The Wounded Coast... Is that anything like the Injured Cliffs? Hurt Mountain? Massive Head Trauma Bay?.... No? Just me then?" (I kind of forgot the middle name he used, I inserted one.) Hawke: A ship's on fire! Random Thug: What fire? Hawke: What, you don't hear all the screaming? Are you deaf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christophermicheal Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I just heard a new one I love. After a fight where Verric was knocked out, right after getting up he said "That didn't go as planed." I laughed my but off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiedyemonkey Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 (edited) Most of mine stem from Merrill Hawke (to Fenris): "Merrill's quite capable of handling herself." Merrill: "I am? I mean - yes, of course I am!" (Miner): "...but don't go that way, there's a huge dragon!" (Merrill - to Hawke): "Are we gonna go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before." Varric: Daisy, you've got to stop cutting through the alleys in Lowtown at night! Merrill: Why? Nothing's happened to me so far. Varric: I know, and that nothing is costing me a fortune! Varric: Dear Varric learn to parry signed your innards. Ok this last one only came up because I was sarcastic and chose the "Fire!" option to get rid of some guards at the docks. Guard: Sh*t! A fire could destroy the loot. We have to check! Merrill: But there's not really a fire, is there? Hawke: No, Merrill. It's a trick. Merrill: Oh! That's very clever, then! (the guards attacked the party) Edited March 13, 2011 by Tiedyemonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GForce9x Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Sandal: Boom (Hawke asks Sandal to explain the frozen ogre) Sandal: Not Enchantment (Sandal turns and walks away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucrosen Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Varric: Opinions are like testicles it hurts no matter how hard they get kicked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmokalot002 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 My favourite quote so far, is from Isabella in Hightown Ahh the Blooming Rose.....where men cum.....and go. I lol at that one, but there are so many I'd be here all day writing them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante_kinkade Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 When talking to Verric about Anders there was some good lines M Hawke "All our time together when did you think crazy doesn't turn me on?" Verric asking if I am sure I should be with Anders M Hawke "why Verric I didn't know that you where the jealous type" Verric "Yes Hawke I know that I am extremely handsome, but you're just too high maintenance for me." "Don't play cards with a Quinari you can never read their poker face, Don't play Cards with a Elg they never pay their debts, never play cards with a Dwarf if he looses he'll stab you" Circle leader "if Meridith wants blood magic... I'll give it to her!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sansamb Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Mine has to be - Fenris: Is that suppose to be Andraste's face on your crotch? Sebastian: What? :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShieldWarden Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Mine has to be - Fenris: Is that suppose to be Andraste's face on your crotch? Sebastian: What? :applause: That was Anders, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klordz Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 after killing the bloodmage hooker Isabella: "Apostate prostitutes Apostitutes. hahahahahahaha" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante_kinkade Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Verric " I had a friend who once went missing.... turns out he was under my bed, drunk.... what?" *when sleeping with the male whore, or about to* Bethany "makers breath can't you do that when I'm not here" Hawke "run along and play little sister" Bethany "this isn't why we came to Kirkwall" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShieldWarden Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 *After checking papers on a table in the Hawke estate* "Sorry, hoped to find treasure, not spiders: Isabela." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kensredemption Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Isabela: How many lovers have you been with? Bethany: I-I never... Isabela: -Gasp- You're a virgin! Hawke! You've been holding out on the poor girl. Take her to the Blooming Rose tonight. It's on me. Bethany: I greatly appreciate it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilightdragon Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Asking the bartender for rumors at the Hang Man "The pigeon population has taken a nose dive in Ferelden, what kind of sick individual preys on those innocent things." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oversoul53 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Varric: cheer up Blondie, just looking at you makes me wanna cry. Anders: don't. Varric: so you made a little mistake, we all do it, you're only human. Anders: I almost killed a girl... Varric: you've killed 250 by my last count. Along with 120 men, a couple dozen giant spiders and at least two demons I think. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oversoul53 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 "don't play cards with a quinari you can never read their poker face, don't play cards with a elf they never pay their debts, never play cards with a dwarf if he looses he'll kill you" *fixed* ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto69 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 (edited) Isabella "The Hanged Man, Sometimes you just want go where everyone knows your name!!" went we all walk by the entrance to the Hanged Man Edited March 16, 2011 by ecto69 added name and details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaero Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Heard another good one Isabella (talking to Anders): I'm more likely to get shanked in a bar than get eaten by an abomination, you can here those things coming from a mile away. "GRRRR ARRRR" Oh no, is that an abomination coming to eat us? Run away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShieldWarden Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 lol The voice Isabela uses isn't given proper justice with text. I was laughing after that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kholdstare Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Avaline: I should put you to work Varric, maybe pen some stories for the lawless. Varic: "How about a big sign that just says DON'T, you could hit people with it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante_kinkade Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 (edited) Varric: cheer up Blondie, just looking at you makes me wanna cry. Anders: don't. Varric: so you made a little mistake, we all do it, you're only human. Anders: I almost killed a girl... Varric: you've killed 250 by my last count. Along with 120 men, a couple dozen giant spiders and at least two demons I think. lol. Its around 500 men. Anders "we can coat him in liquid gold and leave him at the Viscount's doorstep" Hawke "what are you two talking about?" Varric " just planning what to do when we find my weasel of a brother Bartrand." Varric "oh right the rusty metal spike district my favorite... can we go now" Edited March 17, 2011 by dante_kinkade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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