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Favorite Quotes (possible spoilers)


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Men are only good for one thing.

Women are good for at least 6.

 

that has got to be my fave so far.

 

The second would have to be that thing with Varric, Isabella and the whole fingers through the hair thing.

 

These are behind the scenes dialog between two , :p like the 1st one.

 

Isabella always says this. "if we kill them we get there stuff"

 

I like Isabella's lines best so far.

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Most of mine stem from Merrill

 

Hawke (to Fenris): "Merrill's quite capable of handling herself."

Merrill: "I am? I mean - yes, of course I am!"

 

(Miner): "...but don't go that way, there's a huge dragon!"

(Merrill - to Hawke): "Are we gonna go that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before."

 

Varric: Daisy, you've got to stop cutting through the alleys in Lowtown at night!

Merrill: Why? Nothing's happened to me so far.

Varric: I know, and that nothing is costing me a fortune!

 

Varric: Dear Varric learn to parry signed your innards.

 

Ok this last one only came up because I was sarcastic and chose the "Fire!" option to get rid of some guards at the docks.

 

Guard: Sh*t! A fire could destroy the loot. We have to check!

Merrill: But there's not really a fire, is there?

Hawke: No, Merrill. It's a trick.

Merrill: Oh! That's very clever, then!

(the guards attacked the party)

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When talking to Verric about Anders there was some good lines

 

M Hawke "All our time together when did you think crazy doesn't turn me on?"

 

 

Verric asking if I am sure I should be with Anders

M Hawke "why Verric I didn't know that you where the jealous type"

Verric "Yes Hawke I know that I am extremely handsome, but you're just too high maintenance for me."

 

 

"Don't play cards with a Quinari you can never read their poker face, Don't play Cards with a Elg they never pay their debts, never play cards with a Dwarf if he looses he'll stab you"

 

Circle leader "if Meridith wants blood magic... I'll give it to her!!"

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Varric: cheer up Blondie, just looking at you makes me wanna cry.

 

Anders: don't.

 

Varric: so you made a little mistake, we all do it, you're only human.

 

Anders: I almost killed a girl...

 

Varric: you've killed 250 by my last count. Along with 120 men, a couple dozen giant spiders and at least two demons I think.

 

lol.

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Varric: cheer up Blondie, just looking at you makes me wanna cry.

 

Anders: don't.

 

Varric: so you made a little mistake, we all do it, you're only human.

 

Anders: I almost killed a girl...

 

Varric: you've killed 250 by my last count. Along with 120 men, a couple dozen giant spiders and at least two demons I think.

 

lol.

 

Its around 500 men.

 

 

Anders "we can coat him in liquid gold and leave him at the Viscount's doorstep"

Hawke "what are you two talking about?"

Varric " just planning what to do when we find my weasel of a brother Bartrand."

 

Varric "oh right the rusty metal spike district my favorite... can we go now"

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