Lukezordz Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I got this idea from Alpha_Cookie because he's on a strict hat mail diet xD Personally I like running with RPG as primary xD Also, can't beat roadkilling people with Helicopters & Jets lol... My favourite hate mail was, "Learn to fly n00b" I got this shortly after getting a double roadkill with one of the transport helicopters on Gulf of Oh Man! They were swimming from the US boat to the shore. My response was "Learn to swim n00b" There was no reply. Share the greatest ways you like to troll people in this game, Hate mail is also good to see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadloper Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I get no hatemail... I got one, but that was not for me, but my buddy in the heli. So that doesn't count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmike Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) Kharg Island is my favourite map to troll. Landing on the enemy carrier with a jet is so fun. Sometimes to shoot the enemy jet taking off. Sometimes to just block them and see them crash. One time I landed wrong with my jet facing the tower of the carrier and got out. When I spawned I saw someone suicide in my jet haha. Or just sit outide of their tank spawn waiting with C4 and a shotgun. Also it's fun to take a jet with guided missiles when you noticed the enemy team are using jihad jeeps. One missile will give a big explosion, 3 anti explsive ribbons and hate mail Just had another nice one. Was on Noshar canals as Russian and I was in a chopper not flying. Someone landed his Littlebird that was disabled on C and one was still sitting in the seat on the side repairing. I jumped out and killed him with my M1911, stole the Littlebird and went on a 14 or 15 killstreak with it before I crashed in the water trying to roadkill someone whos boat I just disabled Edited July 20, 2012 by BreadSkin Double post, please use the edit button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounty V Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Also on Gulf of Oh man, me and a buddy were hogging the attack helicopter - when we crashed people would want in so I'd get in a jeep and exit right before it hit them which killed them THEN, if someone DID get the chopper, I'd take a jet and ram then causing them to crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InternationalGamer Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) I get no hatemail, well really rarely... I have some sort of immunity. The only hatemail I got was when me and one of my teammates in a jet crashed into each other... twice! We were tailing the same guy. So, he simply told me to learn how to fly... I just replied saying 'You too' The only thing I remember that can probably piss of the enemy was a Su-35 was tailing me (me being in a F-35) Knowing I couldn't out maneuver him, I fly all the way to carrier, I started to hover behind the carrier, he tried to shoot me down but crashed into the aircraft carriers tower... I laughed like a maniac as I flew away with 40% of health left. Edited February 29, 2012 by InternationalGamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIWxricky93x Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 It seems I have some kind of hate-mail immunity as well, since I almost never get them the last one I can remember was after two rounds in rush (Tehran) with me tank-whoring. I got like 40+ kills in both rounds and after the second one I got a hate mail from an italian on the other team telling me I was a noob (actually, it was something worse ) 'cause I played only with the tanks I don't usually troll people, I play mostly seriously. Still, sometimes I use the recon class and get people MAV'd everywhere well, not really, I don't seem to be able to do anything with that stupid toy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillTheBassist Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I get quite a bit, it's funny because it has increased since I have stopped using the USAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaCookie Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I always pride myself when I get hate mail in foreign languages. Especially my prized Japanese hatemail that Google Translated to you C4 is fail me. Or my German one that translated to I will report your origin account modder I've gotten like 10 hatemails in the last few days of playing though. I shoot good. Tank go boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Neon_Orion Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I joined a half-full conquest server on Kharg Island. Everyone on the server was either dogfighting in the sky, or in tanks shooting at those in the sky. There were only two people capturing flags: Some dude on the other team, and I. We were both driving in Jihad jeeps (assuming he had C4 on his as well, I do recall the dude being a support), and we passed each other without so much a trigger pulled. I thought it was gonna be a dreary match... But some dude decided to land his jet on the long stretch of road, halfway between C and A. I happened to be driving at the right place at the right time. Jihad Jeep. Landed jet. Easy to figure out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InternationalGamer Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 i always pride myself when i get hate mail in foreign languages. Especially my prized japanese hatemail that google translated to you c4 is fail me. Or my german one that translated to i will report your origin account modder i've gotten like 10 hatemails in the last few days of playing though. i shoot good. Tank go boom. birgirpall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number45_ Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I suck to much to get hate mail. When I'm playing around it usually just results in my death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounty V Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I've never gotten actual hate mail from BF3, I guess by the time I get em pissed they've broken their controller/keyboard and can't send me a message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I3oatsNHoes Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 The only hate mail I har ever gotten was from a teammate who was in the gunner seat of the Havoc that I was piloting. Apparently I didn't meet his standards when it came to flying so he sent me a message telling me that I suck at flying. I just responded by saying " uh ok " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukezordz Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 The only hate mail I har ever gotten was from a teammate who was in the gunner seat of the Havoc that I was piloting. Apparently I didn't meet his standards when it came to flying so he sent me a message telling me that I suck at flying. I just responded by saying " uh ok " Haha! Practice makes perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ale_man Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I was maving on TDM on crossing then alpha says in the chat that my MAV is blocking his bullets I spotted a guy running towards me so I pressed circle and the mav fell on him xD I went in a jet and I was being the roadkill troller and I got 5 roadkills in the air. So I'm screwing around later and my bro comes and hits L3 to start my afterburner and tries to wrestle the controller away from me and the jet went down and hit a tank and pushed the tank so far out of the combat zone and when they died I got 3 kills for it!!!! The guys inside sent me a message sayin 'I've just reported you for hacking' I responded with 'UJET bro?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaCookie Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 I was maving on TDM on crossing then alpha says in the chat that my MAV is blocking his bullets I spotted a guy running towards me so I pressed circle and the mav fell on him xD I went in a jet and I was being the roadkill troller and I got 5 roadkills in the air. So I'm screwing around later and my bro comes and hits L3 to start my afterburner and tries to wrestle the controller away from me and the jet went down and hit a tank and pushed the tank so far out of the combat zone and when they died I got 3 kills for it!!!! The guys inside sent me a message sayin 'I've just reported you for hacking' I responded with 'UJET bro?' I remember this, I wanted to punch you. You kept flying infront of us and blocking our bullets, and occasionally slamming us against objects. A lot of smurfs died because of you. I guess you partially made up for it when you blocked that RPG on Metrolololol birgirpall! Thats the idea Although, I will say I have been C4 trolling for as long as BF has had explosives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraust Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Kharg Island attacking. Take the chopper, fly over to the enemy jet spawn after playing anti air, camp the jet. It's worth 3 air warfare ribbons and a nemisis or two. (Just park right behind the jet. See the engine turn on and have the gunner shoot the shit out of it) For extra fun and piloting experience, move to the top of the shed, or down the runway, or hover directly in front of it in rotation. Or for the TRULY daring, wait for the pilot to start jumoing out with an rpg/igla right away and be ready to knife him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuantumMercury Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Spawn camping runways with jets I got the same guy 7 times in a row. He sent me 1 message calling me a no skill fag. It was pretty cheap I should've played fair but seeing those little crosshairs when gunning down an enemy jet on the runway is too orgasmic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromag2 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Laying down 876 mines on small maps (davamand, seine, etc) suiciding and then laying down another 133 mines, yes I exagerate a bit but I am having fun with it before it gets nerfed on the big upcoming patch, I think then when you die they go away or when you put them down the old ones dissapear like claymores do now, I dont remember? I have gone like 16 and 10 without firing a gun! If everyone could do me a favor and please turn off all forms of thermal imaging it would help me in my quest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyC Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Laying down 876 mines on small maps (davamand, seine, etc) suiciding and then laying down another 133 mines I love players like you. More explosives ribbons! Anyways, I received some hate mail, but most was because I was being a boss with a chopper. However... there was one time that, well... it was complete trolling. So I'm playing Terhan Highway, and I get killed. By a MAV. For the first time. I'm like "wwhhhhhhaaaat?! This thing kills?!?" So I check on youtube real quick, learn the "feat", and say to myself that I'll try it the next few rounds... first round didn't go so good. Maybe 2-3 kills. Second the same. But oh man... the third time. On Seine Crossing. I go 20-0 with it, and manage to get the Nemesis Ribbon. The guy is flipping balls mad. Like, as far as hate mail goes, I never saw one that mentioned "your mother should of aborted you" , "satan", "pepperoni" and "George Bush" in the same message. And I deserved it... don't use the MAV to kill, kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngoBlaze Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I can actually say I have never received hate mail from another player on BF3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezenko Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I got a message yesterday, playing squadrush and i think the other 3 were friends. I got two messages telling me i was EGOPLAYER. I asked him why, and he told me cause I charged both bombs (which they didnt care to do) and cause I didn't go in a group with them all the time (cause I had a different plan, which gabe us wins on wins). I don't really get it why he should care to write mails like that, but i don't care anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ale_man Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 (edited) I remember this, I wanted to punch you. You kept flying infront of us and blocking our bullets, and occasionally slamming us against objects. A lot of smurfs died because of you. I guess you partially made up for it when you blocked that RPG on Metrolololol I believe that was SQDM on siene where all oli did was rage at me because he doesn't crouch by claymore hotspots. And the rpg part was quite cool because I heard my brother raging at me from upstairs because I blocked it. Also remember metro where I EOD botted toto and the random behind him I just went straight at them and they saw me so I drilled them BOOM 2 headshots Also I made my bro make a new account and he was soooo mad because his guns are s**t and I said UR s**t Edited March 3, 2012 by ale_man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLIVERMC97 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I believe that was SQDM on siene where all oli did was rage at me because he doesn't crouch by claymore hotspots. Or doesn't like fellow clan mates spamming usas frags, bipod M20 camping and unlimited claymore campers. http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/9/92/Thadious.PNG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nintendo64X Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 When I used to (and still do sometimes) spawn rape a guy sent me a pm telling me to f*** off... Gotta be faster Recently, guy tried to do that to me...got him back, took off, 50% health, killed him preety much instantly, his whole team was then focused on me, i took out camp snipers, tanks, jets, helis, random infantry...who wouldn't take me out XD I've done all what the youtube legends do, ala jihad jeeps, c4 kamikazes, stealing enemy vehicles, blow torch killing a tank AND one of the guys tring to repair it, crawling under a trapped lav and laying tank mines (killed me, but was worth it), killed a tank with a sniper rifle (tank mine+bolt action+chain explosion FTW!) and c4 to enemy jets in deployments... But my best is my triple knife kill, and because of the knife delay I was behind the other 2 guys for a few seconds XD, coulda been 4 but...he turned around...he didn't win thankfully :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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