ShieldWarden Posted March 8, 2012 Share Posted March 8, 2012 Title says it all. I don't know why, but BioWare really knows how to make us laugh. Is it the fact that we come to care about the characters and the relationships they hold and are genuinely amused by their witty banter like old friends? I like to think so. Anyways. My favorite two so far are: 1. Sur'Kesh Mission - As you run about fighting Cerberus troops, you'll get to a point where a yahg busts through the wall and kills a trooper, then runs off. Shepard: Be careful, there goes the next Shadow Broker. Garrus: Sounded like it was muttering "T'Soni" the whole time. 2. EDI - After EDI gains her new body, you'll be able to speak with her like any squadmate. Do so enough and you'll be able to talk to her about how she is adapting to the new body and how it effects her work with the ship. Shepard: So it won't do any damage to the ship? EDI: The only time I forget to recycle the used oxygen is when I find something truly interesting. Shepard: *horrified look* EDI: That was a joke. So yeah, those are my top two so far. What are yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShieldWarden Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Bumpity bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto69 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 (edited) When you do the "Grissom Academy" mission and take EDI along for it Contains you tube video as well: [spoiler=lkj] You will meet up with Jack EDI : " Jack's personality appears to be largely unchanged" Jack : "Hey EDI nice body, Now you look like a Sexbot instead of a sextoy" [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbLzvvT15OQ]Mass Effect 3 "Grissom Academy" mission with EDI - YouTube[/ame] Edited March 9, 2012 by ecto69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berrule Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Yeah, the horrified look on Shepherds face when EDI talks about forgetting to recycle the oxygen was priceless and hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyEmperor Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 The funniest dialogue has to be when you go aboard the geth ship and if you romanced Tali in ME2 and Shepard and Tali begin flirting with each other and then the third party member chimes in with some comment. I have to say that I found that to be on of the funniest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfheart Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 "I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favourite spot on the Citadel!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxhn Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) Garrus and Tali Romance <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Vg3-_nRQno" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Edited March 10, 2012 by Joxhn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto69 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) Garrus and Tali Romance <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2Vg3-_nRQno" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Funny one , Tali was also fun, and Garrus had some cool lines in ME2. FYI: You just need to post the URL the forum will make it show up normally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vg3-_nRQno You need to however use the one above and not this one http://youtu.be/2Vg3-_nRQno Choose LONG link in the options. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vg3-_nRQno]Mass Effect 3: (SPOILERS IN TITLE) Garrus & Tali romance - YouTube[/ame] Edited March 10, 2012 by ecto69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLODARx Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Sheppard: Good Luck! Grunt: I don't need luck... I have ammo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JROD0823 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) [spoiler=13]One of my personal favorites is after the mission to cure the genophage on tuchanka. If you go and talk to EDI and Joker, EDI makes a reference about how such an inferior lifeform like a thresher maw could destroy a reaper. Then Joker chimes in and says something along the lines of "Yeah, now if only we could make guns that shoot thresher maws, then the reapers would would be history." Edited March 10, 2012 by JROD0823 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto69 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 [spoiler=13]One of my personal favorites is after the mission to cure the genophage on tuchanka. If you go and talk to EDI and Joker, EDI makes a reference about how such an inferior lifeform like a thresher maw could destroy a reaper. Then Joker chimes in and says something along the lines of "Yeah, now if only we could make guns that shoot thresher maws, then the reapers would would be history." HAHA that was a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter17319 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Once you get Garrus onto the Normandy, there were two (or three?) different shipmates that referenced his obsession with "calibrations". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1mug Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 punching the reporter on the Citidal, I know your angry but stay down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter17319 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Has anybody else listened to the "Blasto" movie poster in the Presidium Commons? OMFG, it's hilarious! Every time the audio stops, make sure to click again. The whole "story" takes about 10 minutes to get through, but it's worth it! * Also, be sure to turn on the subtitles, it helps. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kheapathic Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Almost anything Javik says about the other races are funny. You can tell Protheans were a very proud race and even while Javik tries to compliment them, his compliments are very backhanded. Such as during the mission to recruit Javik if you brina Liara. She'll mention the races being uplifted and when she mentions the Salarians, Javik asks "The lizard people finally evolved?" Liara tries to correct him by saying they're amphibians and he retorts with "They used to eat flies." You can also talk to Javik on the Citadel and people will crowd around him and ask if he's really a Prothean before asking Shepherd about his abilities. Once Shepherd is done Javik responds with Shepherd being one of the finest warriors he knew... for a human who lived in a cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto69 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 I just had a dialog with Tali, she was drinking in the lounge , it was funny. Sorry I did not make note of it. It was a long dialog. The funny part was the "Induction port" [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fyP6Y8jC-k]Mass Effect 3:Tali is drunk jealous and sorry - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusmel Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 My favorite two so far are: 1. Sur'Kesh Mission - As you run about fighting Cerberus troops, you'll get to a point where a yahg busts through the wall and kills a trooper, then runs off. Shepard: Be careful, there goes the next Shadow Broker. Garrus: Sounded like it was muttering "T'Soni" the whole time. 2. EDI - After EDI gains her new body, you'll be able to speak with her like any squadmate. Do so enough and you'll be able to talk to her about how she is adapting to the new body and how it effects her work with the ship. Shepard: So it won't do any damage to the ship? EDI: The only time I forget to recycle the used oxygen is when I find something truly interesting. Shepard: *horrified look* EDI: That was a joke. "I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is now my favourite spot on the Citadel!" Almost anything Javik says about the other races are funny. You can tell Protheans were a very proud race and even while Javik tries to compliment them, his compliments are very backhanded. Such as during the mission to recruit Javik if you brina Liara. She'll mention the races being uplifted and when she mentions the Salarians, Javik asks "The lizard people finally evolved?" Liara tries to correct him by saying they're amphibians and he retorts with "They used to eat flies." You can also talk to Javik on the Citadel and people will crowd around him and ask if he's really a Prothean before asking Shepherd about his abilities. Once Shepherd is done Javik responds with Shepherd being one of the finest warriors he knew... for a human who lived in a cave. I just had a dialog with Tali, she was drinking in the lounge , it was funny. Sorry I did not make note of it. It was a long dialog. The funny part was the "Induction port" Mass Effect 3:Tali is drunk jealous and sorry - YouTube Lol Those were my fav funny dialogs and moments too! They're hilarious! And the part where I "interrupted" Tali and Garrus and their line of funny excuses to explain to me. Haha who would have thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood_Runs_Cold Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Greatest moment for me, was Tali getting drunk on the Normandy. Tali: Shepard, you want to help my drink this fine Turian Brandy? Shep: How are you even drinking? Tali: Pretty simple.. Im using this emergancy Induction port. Shep: ........Thats a straw.. Tali: .......Emergancy Induction Port...... LOLZ:dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShieldWarden Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 I just finished the Priority: Tuchanka mission, and if you go up to the bridge Garrus will be there with Joker trading jokes. Joker's telling Turian jokes, and Garrus is telling human jokes. My favorites: Joker: How do you know when a turian runs out of ammo? Garrus: He pulls out the stick up his ass for back-up. --------------------------------------------------------------- Garrus: Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease? Joker: Wait, wait, wait... They actually have jokes about *me*? Garrus: Oh yeah. I heard this one from a private on Palaven. Joker: Okay then, why do they hire pilots with brittle bone disease? Garrus: So their marines can win against someone in a hand-to-hand drill. Joker: *laughs* Oh, you have got to tell James that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simula67 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 I just finished the Priority: Tuchanka mission, and if you go up to the bridge Garrus will be there with Joker trading jokes. Joker's telling Turian jokes, and Garrus is telling human jokes. My favorites: Joker: How do you know when a turian runs out of ammo? Garrus: He pulls out the stick up his ass for back-up. --------------------------------------------------------------- Garrus: Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease? Joker: Wait, wait, wait... They actually have jokes about *me*? Garrus: Oh yeah. I heard this one from a private on Palaven. Joker: Okay then, why do they hire pilots with brittle bone disease? Garrus: So their marines can win against someone in a hand-to-hand drill. Joker: *laughs* Oh, you have got to tell James that one. The jokes are my favorite dialogue so far as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto69 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Samara dialog "...The reapers creatures..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronnierighteye Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Almost anything Javik says about the other races are funny. You can tell Protheans were a very proud race and even while Javik tries to compliment them, his compliments are very backhanded. Such as during the mission to recruit Javik if you brina Liara. She'll mention the races being uplifted and when she mentions the Salarians, Javik asks "The lizard people finally evolved?" Liara tries to correct him by saying they're amphibians and he retorts with "They used to eat flies." You can also talk to Javik on the Citadel and people will crowd around him and ask if he's really a Prothean before asking Shepherd about his abilities. Once Shepherd is done Javik responds with Shepherd being one of the finest warriors he knew... for a human who lived in a cave. My favorite Javik like is when the hanar approaches him at the citadel going on about the enkindlers and all, then Javik blows him off at the end saying how he wished he taught them to speak better. You could just tell that hanar was crushed, even though it doesn't have a face. He also has some funny lines on Thessia when you examine the temple relics, mostly on the codex entries. Liara talks about how Athame brought agriculture to her world. Javik: We didn't want you to starve to death. Liara remarks how Athame taught them mathematics. Javik: You couldn't count higher than your toes. We took pity on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deflonewolf Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 My favorite dialogue is after telling Ashley to go with Hackett, Joker get up of his chair and salute Shepard Shepard:What's that for Joker: Someone giving you the respect that you deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alca Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 I've already forgotten most of it but here are my favs which you didn't mention before: EDI's flooding Cerberus with seven zettabytes of explicit images, most of which were Jeff's Shepard romancing with Traynor and talking about visiting Vancouver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joker-_-32988 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 i don't remember what the actual dialogue is but it's when garrus and shepard are on top of the citadel shooting bottles, and garrus makes a remark about commander shepards favorite shop on the citadel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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