Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll.
I just been trying to avoid stupid trophies and achievements; stay away from music games, research routes through RPGs, read about if shooters have stupid online requirements (as the article stated, it was talking about giving achievements for boring tasks and raking up more than 1,000 kills online is pretty much exactly they way I feel here; FEAR2 5 Star General an extreme example), and have an extra gamertag for when you get urges to purchase a game just for sake of supporting a company and checking out a new piece of software.
Basically, if people are designing games to be enjoyable, then they should be required to sit down and try to get all the trophies and see if they don't feel like jackasses after they can't finish their own game. I bet there'd be more jackasses.